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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/10324040/22/Harri was beginning to think the wizard had lost his mind until he began explaining, in between bouts of laughter, what was so funny.
"Harri — can I still call you Harri? — it's just the ultimate prank on wizards. Their savior, the one they look up to, the one they've practically worshiped for the last eleven years, is a girl. Boys have been dreaming about being the famous Boy-Who-Lived for a decade, dreaming of the things they could do if only they were him. Girls have been dreaming of being his wife for just as long, for many of the same reasons. And if they knew the truth they would run away as fast as they could! The boys will be horrified at the thought of being a girl, the girls will be horrified at the thought of being married to a GIRL!
"And the backlash on good old Fumbledick when the truth comes out will be stupendous! The kids will blame him for their ruined dreams. The parents will be outraged at him for hoodwinking them for over a decade. He'll be lucky if they don't lynch him from the nearest lamppost!" The man subsided into giggles.
"And your Lordships will drive the Wizengamot potty! The rings prove you're a Lord — the Ladyship rings are much different — they'll have to treat you as one of the most powerful and rich Lords in the nation while it's patently obvious that you are a Lady! They'll tie themselves into knots trying to get the etiquette right.
"And because you're a Lord you can make their lives miserable by asking for marriage contracts.
"A Lord cannot marry another man; neither can a Lady marry a woman. But you're a Lord, even though you are a Lady, so you can marry a woman, but not a man. And they can't stop you! Their own ancient laws and traditions won't let them.
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