"Who the hell is this Ero-Ni of yours?" Temari asked incredulously.
"He's a crazy bastard who is in the race for the most unpredictable person in the village." Shikamaru sighed. "Currently tied for first with the troublesome blonde over there⦠the male one."
"Hey!" Temari and Naruto yelled in unison.
Hana chuckled. "He's right you know. After all, you DID graffiti the Hokage monument in one night without getting caught."
Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon looked at Naruto in shock. "That was you, boss?"
Naruto laughed evilly. "Yep. Even though it's one of my favorite places in the village, especially during sunset, I just had to leave my mark on it at some point. The first had a black eye and missing teeth, the second looked like a geisha, the third had a perverted look on his face with a bloody nose, and the fourth had a funky moustache made out of nose hair, vampire teeth, and curly eyebrows. I take all credit. Muahahahahahah."
"Here are your orders folks!" Teuchi called out as he brought in the bowls of ramen. "Sorry for the wait."
"Speaking of unstable and criminally insane males, can you tell me where Ghost is?" Hana asked Naruto. "I've been looking for him all day."