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Hermione, Ginny and I saved Ron from nearly killing himself when he tried jumping over the balcony rail to pursue the Bulgarian teams' dancing Veela mascots. I admonished him to try looking at the Veela with disdain so as not to be affected. When he continued to be flummoxed by their sexual antics, I pulled him back behind the crowd into a Notice-Me-Not conference. I then gave him a more potent thought to drown out his yearning by flashing my breasts with a quick zipper-charm.

"Wha... we... whuh... whoa... whaa... why'd you do that?"

"You need to focus your mind past their influence. Now that you know what they're offering, you can just distance yourself from it."

"Yeah, but you just flashed me your nubblies!"

"Ron, they're called breasts. Besides, since I got to see you in the altogether after Ginny's birthday, it only seems fair that you should get a view."

"You weren't supposed to be looking!"

"And yet you knew Tonks and I had already looked at your sister and brothers, just as you did."

"Well, yeah but they're family. Alright. I guess a little nudity between friends can't be faulted. Umm... is there a reason you aren't wearing a brassiere?"

"Ease of access. I'm periodically frisked by my favorite Auror, and we don't like to waste time while she's on the clock."

My saucy smile set Ron's mind to churning once more. We returned to the standing-room balcony and Ron found he could now resist the Veela somewhat, but then asked me for another sample of my counter-charms 'just in case'. It was cute in a foolish way.

Holly Evans and the Spiral Path, Chapter 38