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“I don’t see what Her Highness sees in him. Is he any good in bed?”
Monster perked up. “Do you mean sex?”
While Trixie spluttered and Green Grass tried to become invisible behind his evaluation forms, Laminia patted Monster on the head and said, “Yes, but we don’t use that word in polite company. You need to use a euphemism.”
She wrinkled up her nose in response. “A what?”
“A euphemism is a word you use when it’s impolite to use another word.”
“Oh.” Monster drooped. “You mean a lie.”
It took both Trixie and Lamina to entice Monster out of her depression after that, but they compensated by turning it into a learning experience. There was not just one euphemism for sex, there were hundreds of them, and some of them were weird. Like ‘doing the spider’ for example, which was somehow related to the number of legs involved, or simpler ones like ‘scratching her back’ or ‘draining the canal’ which just did not seem very pleasurable at all. She could easily judge how ‘dirty’ they were by the amount of blush that was showing up on Green Grass’ ears as the two mares chattered. They had hit a certain degree of pink at the beginning, but ‘drowning the snake’ reddened up both ears quite well, and ‘playing the foghorn duet’ turned him almost as red as Big Mac.
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