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But before Naruto had any chance to ask a question or ogle the girl more, the other Hyuuga had recovered and went on the assault. A straight palm strike, aimed at the teenager’s chin, was dodged by bending over backwards. That move, especially the ‘jiggling’ that it caused went straight to Naruto’s pants.
‘Not good!’ the blond realized, stuffing his hands in his pocket to hide his dilemma. It wouldn’t do to be caught with a near hard-on simply from watching a girl spar; Ero-Sennin would never let him hear the end of it!
‘Orochimaru naked on a cold day! Orochimaru naked on a cold day! Orochimaru naked on a cold day!’ He chanted in his head desperately. As soon as he had formed half a mental image he had to resist the need to puke, which would also be considered quite an insult, but it had severed his purpose: there was no sign of his previous dilemma left.
Only problem was now, he had the image of a naked Orochimaru in his head.
Just when he considered it safe to look up again, he could see the female teenager evading a blow intended to her head once again and countering by striking her opponent in the abdomen. However, the means by which she evaded once again caused Naruto a lot of uneasiness: she had performed a perfect split, widening her legs so far that she was hovering only a few centimeters above the ground, with her legs still fully extended. Again the pose sent his mind into overdrive.
‘OLD MAN SARUTOBI NAKED IN A POND ON A COLD DAY! OLD MAN SARUTOBI NAKED IN A POND ON A COLD DAY! OLD MAN SARUTOBI NAKED IN A POND ON A COLD DAY!’
Naruto Arashidori, Chapter 29
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