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“As I was saying. Good cider is meant to be enjoyed with good friends. Cheers!” Celestia swung back her mug, downing the rest before slamming it down onto the table with a triumphant smile. She then looked to where Rainbow Dash and Applejack should have been sitting, only to find a pair of empty chairs and empty mugs.

“Wait… you, you two were here when I left,” Celestia said. “But, now you're not here, and if you're not here that means you're gone, and if you're gone that means you're gone and drunk, and if you're gone and drunk…”

Celestia’s alcohol addled mind turned over the chain of thought slowly. They were gone and they were drunk. They were drunk and gone, and that was… that was a bad thing, she was sure of it. She couldn't think of why, but… she knew it was a bad thing.

“I… need to find them,” Celestia told herself. She stepped away from the table and to the door. She turned the handle and tried to push her way through. The door, however, wouldn’t budge. Celestia furrowed her eyebrows in frustration and began pushing against the door with more effort. She pressed her shoulder against it, trying to force it open.

“I am Princess Celestia of Equestria!” she announced to the door, as if it was a rebellious beast that would heed her words. “I… I make the moon go up and the sun go down… no, wait… I make the sun come up and the moon… no. I do things, and I demand that you. Open. This. Moment.”

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