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"And then she punched me in the face!" Shriou exclaimed to Kotomine, holding a bloody tissue under his nose.

The priest gave a sigh. "I suppose it was too much to ask for that you would stay out of trouble for a while." He said as they walked to the front gate.

"It's not like I was trying to cause trouble! She got all weird after I said she was pretty, and then she said we were friends, but then she punched me when I gave her a nickname!" the boy sighed. "Then again, I suppose she is Tsun-tsun."

Kotomine arched an eyebrow at this. "Indeed? You might not want to call her that the next time you're here."

"What? No way am I ever coming here again. Rin clearly hates me."

"Are you sure?"

The boy gave the older man a flat look and guested to his nose. "She punched me. In the face. I think I know enough to know that means the person who did it hates me." He said in a tone like he was explaining something to an idiot.

"Hey! Pryo!" The two males turned around to see Rin standing in the doorway of the mansion.

"What, you mean me?" Shriou asked.

"Of course I mean you." She replied. "I will expect you here next Saturday at noon sharp, understand?"

"Wait, why?"

"Because it's important for friends to meet regularly." Rin said, as if stating the obvious.

Shirou now looked completely lost. "Wha.. b-but if we're friends, why did you-"

"I will not stand it if you are late. Now, enjoy your evening." And with that, she promptly stepped back inside and closed the door.

Shriou stood motionless save for his jaw, which was soundlessly moving up and down, giving him a completely flabbergasted looked. After a minute, he finally turned to Kotomine and asked in a quiet voice. "Father, are all girls crazy?"

The older man simply arched an eyebrow. "Why do you think I became a priest?"

Kotomine couldn't help but smile at the boy's groan of utter despair.

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