Some day, this will be a "Last.fm/NetFlix/Amazon for web fiction"
(both original and fanfiction) where you can search
across many different hosting sites or rate what you've read and
get recommendations. However, life keeps throwing more urgent
projects my way, so I don't know when it'll be ready.
"Here's your ramen you filthy fox."
He then sent it at the boy food first. The two Jounin didn't even have time to blink before it smacked into Naruto's face with a wet squish. Turning to face the waiter, they were ready to gut him like a fish when an empty bowl hit the table and a satisfied burp sounded out behind them.
"Gah! Yummy! That's how I like it, fast and filling! Keep 'em coming!"
Three sets of eyes landed on him in shock as Naruto licked up the remains of the food from his face. Anko poked his jaw just to see if it would dislocate like a certain someone she knew.
"How did you do that? You ate the whole bowl in what, a third of a second? How didn't it go all over your face?"
Naruto just grinned and licked his lips. "I duno, that isn't too different to how I normally eat anyway."
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen, Chapter 14
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