"Zabuza Momochi, the Demon of the Mist," said Kakashi.
"Wait a minute. I thought those two hiding in that puddle back there were the 'demon brothers' right?" Naruto pointed. "This is their big brother? He doesn't look a thing like them."
"Can we talk about conventions in ninja titles at some other time?" asked Kakashi. "We're in a battle where the other side is going to kill you in especially unpleasant manners if he wins."
"Oh," said Naruto. "You mean he's a necrophiliac? Necrophilist? Necro-"
"AM NOT!" insisted Zabuza. "Don't even start a rumor like that. I have enough trouble getting business."
"Come on, Naruto. We may be ninja but we have some standards," said Kakashi. "How do you even know about such things?"
"Certain comments made against me which have recently made some degree of sense. Untrue and sick sense, but some sense," responded Naruto.
"We're getting a bit off track here," noted Zabuza.