"Sensei, may I be excused?" Nodoka asked. It looked like she was having a minor melt down.
"No, you may not. Look, this is unpleasant for all involved, and I'm sure none of you would want to be here. I don't even want to be here."
"Then why are you?"
"Because the Headmaster is blackmailing me," Naruto scowled. "Otherwise, trust me, I would have left already."
"Why was it you who was asked to do this in the first place?"
"This is a punishment. He can't do it openly because he hasn't gotten any proof, but he knows that I was the one that did it anyway."
"Knows you did what?" Kaede asked.
"That I was the one who painted the school orange," Naruto shrugged.
"That was you?" Fuuka shouted, standing up.
"Er, yeah." Naruto answered slightly confused.
Suddenly she squealed and jumped up onto her desk. Before Naruto had time to question what she was doing, she was already flying through the air, right into Naruto, who caught her easily. He'd just opened her mouth to yell at her when she shook in his arms in excitement and kissed him.
Bright faced and sputtering, he pushed her away and tried to speak, but nothing came out.
'I don't do loli's,' Jiraiya commented.
'I can't believe she just did that. Well, I least you're as successful with girls as you were back at Konoha. Don't want to loss to a brat, do ya?' That voice was Kiba's, which was new. That made the third voice in his head, which Naruto ignored.
For a few seconds, the class was silent and staring. Finally Naruto got his mouth working and asked, "Did you just slip me the tongue!"
That was when chaos erupted.