"I forgot to ask the drones, besides the porn star, who are the people that got selected to go into space with us?"
"Pffft, like I know that answer to that. I don't even remember what I had for breakfast this morning, how am I supposed to remember that names of people I've never met or never seen naked?" Thurgood asked incredulously.
"Well you could...wait...you've watched Dixie's videos?"
"Dude, she's only the most famous porn star in the world, of course I've seen her videos. You mean you haven't?"
"There are better uses of my time than watching two bad actors have sex with each other while they pretend to enjoy it...like trying to discover faster than light speed travel or proving the existence of magical unicorns that fart rainbows," Jeff answered in a deadpan voice.
Thurgood had a thoughtful look on his face as he responded, "I thought you told me rainbows were illusions create by sunlight hitting water droplets. You said that's why there's never a pot of gold at the end of them. Those unicorns must have some seriously wet farts if they're making rainbows with them, guess that's why they're magical."
Jeff let out a long groan. This was going to be a long five days.