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"I get Lucius sounding fairly bent, but why Bruce?" Harry inquired. When he thought about it, he realized none of the wizards he knew or had even heard of were named Bruce.

Fred and George shrugged their shoulders. "Not really sure to be honest," George said.

"It's just been a name associated with being bent in the wizarding world for as long as anyone could remember," Fred stated. Remus and Padfoot nodded their heads in agreement.

Hermione rolled eyes at the rest of the group. "Honestly… am I the only one who has read Hogwarts: a History?" she sighed loudly. When she saw everyone was looking at her, she went on. "In 1413 there was a Hogwarts Headmaster who was later referred to as Bruce the Barmy Buggerer. He received that title after he admitted that he spent his Summer holidays trying to accomplish his lifetime goal of having sex with at least one male member of every magical species, sentient or not. His quest ended tragically in 1415 during a full moon when he tried to add a werewolf to his list," she explained.

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