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'Okay, Sombra, what kind of transformations does this body come with?'
*Transformations?*
'Every evil overlord has three modes of transformation, typically the first being an improvement on the kind that we're in now; then a larger, more bestial form; and finally, a smaller, but also faster and much stronger form that is typically hauntingly beautiful in a weird way, caused by crossing the Bishonen Line. The overall stats increase each time, and the overlord also gains new attacks and combat strategies, forcing their opponents to adapt or quickly be destroyed. Failing that, the standard go-to form for evil overlords since the days of Maleficent has been shapeshifting into a dragon.'
I'm not even going to mention giant snakes. Giant snakes are an epic fail. They just don't work. "Oh hey, look, I just transformed into a giant, wriggling quadriplegic whose primary means of attack is hugging or biting people! Fear me!"
*...The only transformation I have involves turning into a living shadow. It allows for greater mobility, but I can't utilize my full powers in that state.*
'What kind of evil overlord are you?'
*The kind who got killed by a magical rainbow of murder in ten seconds flat.*
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/253045/11/i-am-going-to-save-and-or-destroy-equestria/today-i-will-to-do-something-really-impressive
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