"How can someone be so lacking in self awareness?" Insana shook his head. "I'm really beginning to question your education. Maybe you should go back to school."
"I have a college degree!" Kiko declared.
"Bah, engineering. When will you get a real degree, Daughter?"
"Engineering is applied science."
"Ruining its sublime beauty," Insana cried. "Don't you understand? You of all people; you my greatest creation."
Kiko smirked and tapped her fingers with a mild clank. "Really Father? In that case, would you not say I'm the application of your science?"
"No..." Insana shook his head. "Lies!"
"I'm not an experiment, but I am your greatest creation." Kiko's smirk grew. "So, what am I?"
"A demonstrator, a technology demonstrator." Insana wailed. "I have betrayed Science, fallen into the tart arms of engineer, and you are the result of our forbidden union!"
Kiko reflexively rubbed her arms. "How come no matter what happens I end up being creeped out?"