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Konoha:

Chaos. Utter disarray littered the streets of the village as people ran panicking and confused to their homes or anywhere they deemed safe from…

The odd black and white cat with its body in a box drawn like a pastry and two tails that was prancing around the streets randomly with an odd rainbow trailing behind it that was singing an immensely annoying but catchy tune using only the word "nya".

"GHOOOOOSSSSTTTT!" Hana and Anko roared in pure rage as they and Hana's hounds attempted to capture and maim said cat as it pranced into an alleyway, only for it to disappear as soon as they charged into the spot between buildings and notice the immortal turned cat prancing at the same speed across the street from the alleyway next to theirs. Bolting as fast as they could to intercept him, the females charged in an attempt to intercept him once more, only for the cat to disappear on the other side of the street… and then appear prancing through mid air from the top of another nearby building to the top of another one.

The pattern had been continuing on for over 2 hours now and while initially it had been amusing to watch at first it had quickly become not only annoying, but apparent that the cat was not going to stop anytime soon. When the latter had been recognized and it had been determined that the cat was of the Oogakari's making (as if something that absurd could have come from anyone else in the village), the request had gone to the unofficial and recently promoted to Jonin designated keepers of the clan, Hana and Anko, to stop it.

So far… they haven't had much luck.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5218118/74/