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"Good afternoon Professor," Harry was interrupted by someone sniffing in the corner.

Harry looked and found Umbridge. He fought to keep a smirk off his face.

'Perfect timing,' Harry thought to himself.

"Professors," Harry corrected himself. He took out a envelope and handed it to Umbridge, "Some one gave me this and said to give it to you."

"Who?" Umbridge asked as she took the envelope.

"I don't know, they were wearing a cloak with a hood," Harry answered, the last part being the truth, he was wearing a cloak when he wrote it, and the cloak had a hood.

Umbridge opened the envelope and unfolded the parchment.

An announcer's voice filled the room, "The cow goes... Moo!" The last word was a real cow noise, made by a real cow.

Umbridge crumbled the parchment up, "Are you sure you don't know who gave this to you?"

"Yes, I'm sure," Harry answered, before sitting down.

Almost to the end of the session Umbridge stood up in protest to something McGonagall said.

McGonagall was just starting to reply when the crumbled parchment blew up into a bunch of little bits of confetti, with one last moo.

Umbridge stood still in shock, while McGonagall took that time to dismiss Harry.

Rebellion, Chapter 2

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