"You know with a few spells I can make this thing fly," Sirius said thoughtfully.
"Like the carpet?" Xander asked warily, imagining the worst combination of their trip to and from Penny's mall.
"Oh yeah, my breaking charms need work," Sirius said agreeably. "How about I enchant it so it can drive on air like it was solid ground? That way it's the car's brakes that stop it and not my faulty knowledge of breaking charms."
"You can do that?" Xander asked.
"Easy as pie," Sirius swore. "Now I admit I'm not up to professional standards on brooms and carpets, but when it comes to enchanting mug- er modern vehicles, I wrote the book."
"Really?"
"Yeah, of course the ministry confiscated the book saying that it was against the law to enchant muggle items and then used it on their official vehicles," Sirius sighed, "they didn't pay me a single clipped knut either."
"Your government sucks."
"Yeah, but it's home," Sirius sighed wistfully.