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"Say, fuzz-butt. Where am I, anyway? I mean, in the real world. 'cause if we're all passed out on the forest floor, we're begging for somebody to take our scrolls, and that would seriously blow if we got them stolen after all this."
"How do you expect me to know?"
Well, since you always see things that I don't, even when I'm not looking at them, I assume you have super-senses or something. You DO know, don't you?"
"…stupid fleshbag… as a matter of fact, I do know where you are. You and the other puny humans are in the forest tower infirmary, getting your wounds treated. Apparently, you all had the necessary scrolls, so they decided to treat you there instead of taking you out of the test." Naruto blinked.
"We passed!? Sweet!! But when did we get the other scroll?"
"Apparently the god-wannabe dropped it on his way slinking out. The pink banshee picked it up before weeping like a brook." The jinchuuriki burst out laughing.
"HAHAHA!!! We got the snake-bastard's scroll!!! Oh, that is the best thing I've heard all day!! I'm getting that scroll and keeping it as a goddamn trophy!! HA!!" he frowned. "But, wait. Why is Sakura-chan crying?"
"Penis envy, I imagine."
"Oh, screw you!"
"Only women, fleshbag. Besides, I'm not into cross-species. Never thought you'd have that kind of kink, though." Before Naruto could sputter a denial, the sewer started getting lighter."Looks like they're waking you up. Have fun explaining you beat the wannabe!!"
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition, Chapter 12
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