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Stovepiping. Limp-wristing. Riding the fucking slide. Christ, you’d expect gun enthusiasts to come up with less-lame nicknames for their shit.
“I hate guns.” Marion grumbled dusting off his hands and gratefully imagining his gun had transformed into a much more comfortable Xbox controller. Truth be told, every trip to the firing range his mom had dragged him on had been among the most uncomfortable experiences in his life. Guns – and we’re talking about real guns here. Not virtual guns, or airsoft guns, or nerf-guns. Real guns – were loud, dangerous, and downright irritable at the best of times. They say the Kalashnikov assault rifle is so easy to use a child can master it. Well, let Marion put that dumbass baby to bed right now by saying on the record that the AK-47 not only kicks like a fucking mule with every shot making it quite literally painful to use, the way the magazines are fitted with a hooking action is irritating; and don’t even get him started on disassembling that puzzle box for cleaning. All it takes is one little spring to ping off out of sight and you’re fucked...
Yuck, was a word that didn’t quite do the experience justice.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/22908/11/my-little-pony-versus-equestria/interval-41-buy-me-a-new-life
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