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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8654155/2/Hiruzen could feel a migraine coming on as he looked from one ANBU to the next. No matter how he tried to ignore it, his eyes always wandered back to the rabbit ears or bird feathers. One ANBU had even sprouted wings.
"You're telling me that this happened when you tried to break in to his house," Hiruzen repeated for the fourth time for lack of anything better to say. "And you didn't see any seal activate or jutsu being done-"
"Nothing, Hokage-sama," Raccoon interrupted, which wasn't normally done but the man looked the most normal out of all of them so Hiruzen forgave him just because at least he hadn't gotten caught.
"Hokage-sama, I would like to request leave," Raccoon continued. Hiruzen frowned. "At least until this... genjutsu disappears."
Hiruzen studied him cautiously. "You were hit too?"
A thick silence resulted. "...I have a tail."
A cough that sounded suspiciously like a laugh came from the left and Hiruzen turned a steely gaze on Crow, the ANBU who was wearing wings. The man remained dutifully somber.
A tail. A raccoon's tail.
Hiruzen honestly didn't know whether to collapse into gales of laughter or groan at the apparent incompetency of his ANBU, all of them beaten by a civilian.
"Go," He dismissed at last with a long-suffering sigh. "I don't want to see any of you back at work until you look normal again."
As the ANBU bowed and poofed away one by one, Hiruzen pretended not to hear Crow – one Shiranui Genma – remark his interest in finding out whether or not he could really fly, and if so, how much it would cost to get their failed target to teach him the jutsu.
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