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Rei tried to take another swig from the bottle, only realizing after sucking on it briefly that it was empty. She spent another few seconds staring at the bottle as if it had somehow surprised or deliberately betrayed her.

This was followed in turn by her placing the bottle carefully and neatly on the stack of empty cans and bottles. She found disarray comforting but while drunk was finding a certain degree of order to be pleasing.

"I really donsh see whatsh Katsuragi shees in thish shtuff," muttered Rei as she searched through the apartment for something else to drink. "Whash good ish it an how dosh it helpsh the misshin?"

"What mission is that?" asked the penguin.

"I hash to be Ranma's girlfrien'," answered Rei. "Ish secret mishin so don't tell 'em."

"Oh, my beak is sealed," Pen-pen assured her. "Maybe you need to drink more."

THUD!

"My legsh jush gave out," noted Rei.

"Maybe you ought to go lie down then," said Pen-pen reasonably in a British accent whilst juggling herring and riding a unicycle around the room. "Ranma's bedroom is closer, so you should use that one."

"Thasha gud idear," agreed Rei, pulling off bits of clothing. "Jesh a quickie."

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