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"This never happened, Potter," Theodore told Harry in a low voice that made the hair on the back of Harry's neck and arms stand on end in alert.

"What are you talking about?" Harry asked in a voice that was still mostly not-squeaky. The skin on his shoulder that had been used as a siren chew toy earlier stung with a slight, pinched pain. "You were in the loo when this happened. You weren't even here when the delivery was made, and I was drenched for nothing. Because nothing happened. At all. Nothing. Er, right?"

"Right," Theodore agreed. "As long as we understand each other. Because, Potter? The Dark Lord won't have to worry at all about some boy who lives despite his best efforts otherwise. I don't even like the Dark Lord and I want nothing to do with him, but I'll take care of matters nonetheless."

The nice thing, Harry considered, was how Theodore was a man of few words. He was certainly more efficient at threatening Harry in the last twenty seconds than Voldemort had been for the past five years.

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