Some day, this will be a "Last.fm/NetFlix/Amazon for web fiction"
(both original and fanfiction) where you can search
across many different hosting sites or rate what you've read and
get recommendations. However, life keeps throwing more urgent
projects my way, so I don't know when it'll be ready.
Harry quickly grew bored of being introduced to person after person, but about forty minutes into the get together a young man and woman rushed up to him. "Harry Potter…we are so excited to meet you…really. Oh…this is my wife Una and…and I'm Tilden...Tilden Pilliwickle." His voice carried an obvious air of excitement. "We're really big fan of yours. We even did the new tour a couple of weeks back. It was great. They really have a great actor playing your evil uncle but that one playing your aunt doesn't have the right spirit. We even had to ask her to yell at us."
"What?"
"The tour…..you know number four Privet Drive?" Una explained.
"Uh…actor?" Harry asked.
"Simply outstanding. He turned this putrid shade of purple as he called us freaks," Tilden gushed.
"I think you met my real aunt and uncle," Harry said cautiously. "At least I wasn't told they were being substituted."
"REALLY?" Una looked at her husband. "We really must go back tomorrow. To think we got locked into the cupboard under the stairs by his real aunt," She turned back to Harry and added. "It's been such a pleasure."
"Did…did that really just happen?" Harry asked Fleur when Una and Tilden moved away.
"Oui," Fleur replied. "I think eet's safe to say your relatives are 'aving a very interesting summer."
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble, Chapter 49
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