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http://addventure.bast-enterprises.de/254248.htmlRanma thought back to the phrases he had memorized for impressing Asuka and decided now was the perfect time to try one or two out. "(Your struedel cannot compare in magnificence to my bratwurst.)"
There was absolute dead silence following that statement in badly accented (almost indecipherable) German.
"Wha-wha-what did you say?!" demanded Asuka, as soon as she'd managed to unmangle Ranma's sentence into something comprehensible. "(You idiot! You don't even want to get started with me! And your bratwurst is limp and flaccid!)"
Ranma cocked his head. He didn't speak German, but she SOUNDED as if she were surprised at his gesture. And smug about something. Well, how about this other phrase he'd written down for just such an emergency. "(Tell the Black Forest we found their witch.)"
"WHAT?!" roared Asuka.
Aoba couldn't help it, he started laughing until he was able to fumble the comm channel closed.
"I wanted to make you feel welcome so I studied some German, Rei helped," said Ranma. "Oh, and 'you have a magnificent moustache'."
"Urk. I... You... Ergle. Wait till I get out of this entry plug!"
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