"Harry," Padma said soothingly. "We think we've been kidnapped."
"Again?" Harry asked, still panting. "Something's wrong, I can't catch my breath. Any idea who?"
"Who what Harry?" Neville asked, a bit disturbed that Harry's immediate reaction to being told he had been kidnapped was to note that it was not an infrequent occurrence.
"Who snatched us?" Harry asked looking around. "Oh god, this isn't Earth tech. The air is weird, I feel heavy… Has anyone seen blue people?"
"I did," Tracey said. "A blue man with a crested helmet and a picture of Saturn on his chest."
"It's the Kree isn't it Harry?" Hermione asked.
"Yeah, I think so," Harry looked down. "I'm naked. Why am I naked? Who covered me up?"
"Yes Harry," Padma interjected dryly. "We've seen your todger. It was very nice, I'm so impressed. And the sight of your naked body has made me hot. You must take me now. Can we please concentrate on something important?"