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"Well, well, Harry Potter I presume" came the smarmy voice of Lockheart as a hand shot out and pulled Harry over to him, "Smile, Harry. Together we'll make the front page of the Daily Prophet."

"Pedophile!" Harry yelled, grabbing one of the copies of Magical Me the man was signing and brought it up against his head with a loud 'POW!'

"Child Molester!" The book impacted from the other side, "Police! Rape!" Harry finished the combo by bringing the impromptu weapon up, spine-first, in an impressive uppercut that promptly sent Lockheart ass-over-teakettle to the floor.

Cheshire's Grin, Chapter 2

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