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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/10086764/20/Rumors swirled around the castle about the evident petrifaction of one of the single most hated feline specimens in the thousand year history of Hogwarts, and there were two rumors in particular competing for the top slot of most widely believed. The first held that the Weasley twins had finally had enough and decided to show the world exactly what they thought of meddling animals and ineffective general custodians. The second was that Filch had attempt certain unmentionable and unforgivable acts on his creepily beloved companion, and the cat in question had so rejected the elderly man's advances that she had petrified herself through the use of heretofore unseen accidental kneazle magic. The words scrawled in 'blood' on the wall threw some people off, but nearly everyone wrote it off as a prank. Either from the terror twins, or from Filch himself in a cover-up.
Harry knew it all had something to do with 'rip-tear-kill' as he had taken to calling the voice, but he secretly supported and helped spread the second rumor. It was an incredibly guilty pleasure, but he couldn't resist. He personally had nothing against Filch, having no reason to break any real rules in the castle and Hufflepuff house on the whole having a good relationship with the man; he just couldn't resist perpetuating the idea of human-kneazle sexual congress. That was exactly the kind of insanity that made his day.
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