Lorenz Kiel was not prone to facepalms. He was also not prone to reaching for a bottle of Excedrin Migraine Formula. He was currently facepalming with one hand and reaching for that bottle with the other.
"This was not in the Dead Sea Scrolls, was it?" asked Monolith #2.
"NOTHING is going by the Dead Sea Scrolls!" yelled Monolith #3, his voice beginning to climb up the register. "What in the hells is going on with our scenario?!"
"Everything is still on track for Human Instrumentality," said Kiel. "On the other hand, this gives us the chance to possibly learn more and refine the plan accordingly."
"THIS IS COMPLETELY INSANE!" declared Monolith #3.
"We've noticed," said Monoliths #4, #7, and #8 in a completely deadpan and somewhat snarky tone.
"What's the next Angel according to the schedule?" asked Monolith #6.
"If our interpretation is correct," said Kiel, checking his notes. "They have defeated Sachiel, defeated and recruited Shamshel, and defeated Ramiel and made a pet of its spawn. Gaghiel was killed by Langley-Soryu and Ikari. The next Angel will be either the Angel Of Dance or the Gender Angel Sandalphon."
"I need a vacation," grumbled Monolith #3.