Hana blinked as she saw the gaggle of blue-clad (you are NOT wearing that shit!) clones moved around the ship, unfastening the mooring lines, setting sail and working about every little detail in complete silence and without missing a step.
"It amazes me every time I see it."
She turned to the side with a surprise, only to see a young, raven-haired woman in what was probably one of the skimpiest bikinis ever.
Aside from a loose jacket and pair of round sunglasses, she had nothing else on and Hana could see that yes, the girl had gorgeous figure models would kill for.
Only...
She sniffed, her eyes widening. The smell was similar, if female and...
"...Uchiha...?" She muttered with disbelief. "What the...?!"
"Getting a tan." The neo-girl shrugged, grabbing a white mattress and unrolling it on an upper deck. "The sun's great. Shame to waste it." Sasuke-chan peered over her sunglasses. "Don't worry, the dobe has everything in hand."
"...not that but..." Hana muttered, eying the large, though not huge and quite perky breasts.
"Oh. Those? Cool, ain't they?" Sasuke smirked "Wanna see?" She leaned forward.
"...huh?" Hana blinked, before taking a step back. "No, no...! I mean... I don't need to!"
"Suit yourself. Wanna join me?" She pointed at the deck. "It's a few days till we reach Coral. Getting some sun wouldn't hurt."
"...ah. No. thanks. I... don't have a bathing suit." Hana shook her head slowly.
"That?" Sasuke shrugged. "That's just for port. Naruto would have a fit otherwise. Once we are on the open sea I can do it properly."
Hana blinked owlishly.
"...you mean...?"
"Girl, you expect me to waste this gorgeous body with some tan lines?" Sasuke-chan sniffed. "Please."
"...oh. Right." Hana nodded slowly. "I think I'll... join Uzumaki by the controls."
"Whatever floats your boat." Sasuke-chan sat on the mattress. "Ah. Before you go, could you rub the oil on my back?" She pouted. "There is no Naruto clone around when he's needed. So like a man."