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"That was the last of the lettuce."

"I know."

"...You turned the rest of my lettuce into taffy."

"I know."

"...I can't eat this sandwich now."

"..I know~"

Fluttershy groaned, her saffron form rolling into the rich grass, the blades tickling her nose, brushing over her soft cheeks. She absently pulled the mayonnaise covered, wet and slimy piece of green taffy, grimacing as it stuck to her hooves. She was glad she noticed he had once again transformed her vegetable into some sort of sweet before eating it. That would have been a vile mixture.

"If you keep this up, you naughty thing, we'll be all out of vegetables soon!" Fluttershy punctuated her sentence with a firm, admonishing poke with her hoof to the cinnamon colored chest. The anger in her eyes only made the impish draconequus snicker.

"Oh please, my dear, because veggies are actually better than candy and sweets?" As he said this, an eagle talon snaked towards the soiled sandwich, peeling the mayonnaise covered taffy from the flabby bread. Fluttershy was amused to see he seemed to take a hesitant glance at the slimy candy, before gobbling it up.

"Ugh - gag!" The satisfied smirk on his face contorted into one of pure disgust, cheeks puffing out to keep in the vomit, although he spat the multicolored morsel of food halfway down the hill. Fluttershy fell on her back in giggling hysterics as the horrified spirit desperately pawed at his tongue to cleanse it.

Discord hastily summoned a pitcher of chocolate milk, gulping it down and ridding his tainted taste buds of what was easily one of the worst things he ever had the misfortune of assaulting his poor tongue with. He flashed a glare to the giggling little pony, and Fluttershy barely managed to roll to the side before the rest of the pitcher came down in a torrent of brown liquid where she was originally laying.

"What did you expect?" the pegasus laughed, giggles further fizzing out behind her saffron colored hoof when she saw Discord's tongue lolling out of the side of his mouth in disdain. "You just ate apple taffy covered in mayonnaise and mustard!"

He gargled away the last of the lingering taste with chocolate milk before speaking, notably having to swallow several gags. "I've tried countless different food combinations in my everlasting life, and I figured this chaotic creation would be no exception to deliciousness. Apparently I was wrong."

The saffron pegasus's eyes twinkled mischievously in the sunlight. "Interesting foods? You mean when you ate my bath towels last night?"

"They were cream colored and had oranges and strawberries stitched into them. What else was I supposed to do with it?"

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