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Just then something landed on the hood with a loud crash before they could officially leave New Tokyo, causing the station wagon to spin out of control.

"Is everyone alright?" Naruto asked worriedly when the car finally came to a stop.

"We're fine... just shaken." Kaho muttered before pointing at the object that had landed on the bonnet, "But I'm not sure for how long."

"My, my, trying to escape ShinTokyo? I'm not sure how you managed to get by the guards but I'm afraid that's not possible."

Naruto's head turned so fast they heard the crick of his spine, "My CAR!"

The moment the blonde left the vehicle, Haihane's pupils dilated, but before she could even move a muscle, the blonde basically clotheslined her in his hurry to get a look at his car. Once he had gingerly poked at the dented steel a few times, Naruto whirled around indignantly and grabbed a dazed Haihane to the car by the scruff of her neck before knocking her head on the hood of his car, ironically denting it even more, "Do you see –bang- what you DID?! Do –bang- you know how HARD it is to maintain a precious classic like –bang- this is?! They don't –bang- even MAKE parts for this model anymore!"

Haihane who had been knocked out of her feral state into unconsciousness before abruptly being roughly awakened again by Naruto's manhandling, looked more stunned, confused and surprised rather than scared. Wondering if she had accidently fallen asleep on guard duty or something, she peered up at the angry blonde with her mouth agape and shook her head, "Uh... no?" she muttered in a way that suggested that she didn't see what the fuss was about, "It's just a car. MBI can easily compensate yo-"

Naruto promptly drop kicked her off the bridge.

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