"So," said Naruto, turning his attention from Sakura and deciding not to comment on the pieces now missing from his collection, "what's the mission?"
"A farmer isn't able to dig up all the potatoes on his farm, so you get to do it," said Kakashi.
Naruto sighed. "You know, I could have become a wandering sorcerer. Stayed with the TSAB and explored strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new jutsu. No, I had to come back here and become a ninja. So that I could apparently go dig up root vegetables."
Sasuke considered that for a moment, then nodded. "Got a point."
"Well," said Sakura, deciding to try and be cheerful about this. "At least nothing can seriously go wrong with that."
Several hours later:
"Okay," said Kakashi as he exited the hospital. "Sakura's resting. Fortunately, she was wearing that bracelet and that kept her arm intact."
"Hmpfh," managed Sasuke.
"Well, I honestly can say I did NOT expect that," said Naruto. "I thought picking vegetables would be pretty damn boring."
"It WAS boring," said Sasuke. "For the first couple of minutes. Until Sakura got blown up by a potato."
"I don't think I've ever seen a D-Rank mission go quite that wrong that quickly," admitted Kakashi.