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Rebellion, Chapter 35Entering into Harry's head, Snape was surprised to see three strange creatures staring at him and holding a sign that read: "Please be our special friend." He couldn't tell exactly what these creatures were, they almost looked like monkeys or giant bugs. He wasn't sure what they were, but the way that they were looking at him was freaking him out. The one in the skirt was looking at him with hearts in her eyes.
"Hello, Nurse," the female trilled.
Panicked, Snape broke contact and stumbled away from Harry. "What on earth was that?"
"What was what?" Harry asked.
"What were those things in your head?" Snape asked.
"Oh, those were cartoons. I had the doctor check them out, but he said that they weren't harmful and that they could be educational at times." Harry tilted his head to the side. "For the most part they just seem to run around and ogle every male and female they meet."
"But what are they?" Snape stressed.
"The Warner Brothers, and the Warner Sister; I can't believe that you didn't recognize them." Harry shook his head in disappointment.
"But what are they: monkeys or giant bugs or something else?" Snape was still trying to find a category to put them into.
"Oh, they aren't monkeys; they're just coo-coo." Harry grinned at Snape.
Snape decided to cut his losses and cast the spell again. However, he was met with the same characters again. He tried to break the connection, but they were on him before he could do so. His mind went blank as they all leaned in and gave him a big, smacking kiss. He finally broke the connection as he jerked away from them to find Harry staring at him in concern.
"That is it; I want you out of here." Snape pointed towards the door. "That was the last straw, Potter."
"But I can't help it if the voices in my head act out," Harry protested.
"I am done delving into the mind of a lunatic; I'm surrounded by them already. Our lessons are done; now get out." Snape propelled Harry out of the door and slammed it closed.
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