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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5218118/40/"So what did we miss?" Shikamaru yawned as he leaned against a wall.
Kankuro smirked as he looked at Naruto. "Nothing much, just a video of Blondie there stealing panties and running away from a bunch of pissed kunoichi…" he turned to the extremely pale jinchuriki. "I thought I had seen it all, but stealing underwear from jonin and timing yourself on how long it took before you got caught? Heh, no wonder you have no sense of self preservation…"
The group froze as a familiar ravenous feeling made itself known in the air. "I will kill him…" Naruto muttered darkly under his breath. "I will make him feel pain in ways that no one has ever experienced before… there will be no body… not even the Hyuuga, Aburame, and Inuzuka combined will ever find a trace of him… he swore he would never show that video to anyone…" Moments later he was in a fetal position in a far corner, crying. "Why? I try to be nice to everyone… why do I have to always be taught by rampant perverts? I'm not a pervert… why does this keep on happening to me?"
Everyone sweat dropped at the sight of the crying blonde. "I think we might have to tell Ghost-sensei to let up on Naruto after all this is over…" Tenten chuckled nervously…
Kankuro shrugged. "Eh… actually the crowd actually liked the video. The women actually felt sorry for you since it showed that the proctor practically blackmailed him into doing it, the guys were laughing their asses off, and most of the shinobi got over their rage pretty quickly when they saw him dodging all those kunai and jutsu left and right. I think they were pretty impressed… though I don't think the proctor scored many points judging from the amount of killing intent the women in the audience were giving him…"
"I am quite certain Naruto-san is unable to hear you…" Shino commented, seeing that Naruto was rocking back and forth, denying that he was a pervert repeatedly.
"He'll snap out of it soon." Shikamaru sighed as he turned around. "Choji's fight is next, and if he wants to watch he's gonna have to stop being so troublesome…"
"…JUST BECAUSE I MADE A FEW PERVERTED JUTSU AS PRANKS? I HONESTLY DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER AT THE TIME! I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY! IS THAT WHY GOD? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?" Naruto shouted hysterically to no one in particular.
"This might take a while." Sakura sighed as she looked down on the field where Choji ran up to his opponent and Ghost to begin the fight.
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