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Three days later, Naruto found himself attending a funeral. Shisui-nii had died. He'd drowned in the river. Even though he didn't seem all that welcome, Fugaku Police Chief-san had let him come. Everyone else was carefully watching him as if they thought that he'd be disrespectful enough to pull some sort of prank.

"Why are you here?" one of the people asked Sasuke's older brother after the service was over. "I didn't think that Shisui's murderer would actually have the gall to show up at his funeral."

That wasn't right, Itachi would never murder anyone. That creepy old guy from three days ago however...

"Itachi didn't kill Shisui-nii!" he yelled. "It was that creepy old guy in a mask who said that he'd molest Sasuke if Itachi didn't kill everyone!"

"Is this true Itachi?" Fugaku Police Chief-san asked.

Itachi looked cornered for some strange reason.

"It wasn't so much molest as "Eviscerate and leave out for the crows to feast upon"." Itachi finally answered.

"What was your answer Itachi?" Fugaku Police Chief-san asked.

"You were all going to die next week." Itachi replied.

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