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Roku Naruto, Chapter 11"Hey, losers! What's up?" Kiba greeted in his usual boisterous tone.
"Not much" Naruto replied. "Just taking missions, making cash"
"Hah! I bet you haven't gotten near as many as we have! In fact, Kurenai-sensei said we could be getting a C-ranker next week!"
Next to Naruto, Sasuke was about to speak up about how they were about to get a C-rank mission themselves, but then thought better of it. Naruto was so much better at irking people.
"Your epic fail has been noted"
Yep. Something like that.
"Wha… What? What's that supposed to mean? I didn't fail at anything" Kiba stammered, a very 'WTF?' expression on his face.
"Because, you failed so epically, you didn't even know it" Naruto explained, using a very emphasizing tone. "Am I wrong Shino?"
"Indeed" the Aburame replied, clear out of the blue, "In fact, it possessed so much epicness, that it was not epic. It was only… sort of epic"
Now Kiba was definitely questioning their sanity.
"Seriously, are you two doing PCP together or something?"
"That's what she said" Shino retorted, in a tone that reminded Sasuke and Sakura of Naruto.
"Wait… What does that even mean?"
"YOUR MOM!" Naruto shot in, confusing Kiba even more.
Kakashi, Sasuke, Sakura and Kurenai just decided to ignore the randomness and just chalk it up to them being weird. Hinata on the other hand…
'Oh, so they meant… oh Ewwww, That's just weird. Wait… I understood them… Yep. I'm going crazy too'
Interestingly, she didn't see anything bad about that.
"But to answer your question Kiba, we're here to get a C-rank mission ourselves. That is why you fail so epically"
"What? Oh… so what did the other stuff mean…?"
"Because your fail rating exceeded the fifth level of coffee grounds, it was forced to reach the second stage of Stapler, as well as passing the fourth pencil extremity. Therefore, due to the eight squared law of the Bobby Philips Continuum, Version 11.5, the rating of epicness was reset, causing your fail rating to only reach the 65.243pi percent level, despite being extremely epic to begin with" Naruto said, even pulling a large and detailed graph/chart from seemingly now-where to illustrate his point.
Now almost everyone was looking at him like he had grown a second head that was somehow made of a duck, a microwave, and the Nidaime Hokage. The exceptions being of course Shino, who was only nodding in affirmation, and Hinata, who was actually starting to understand all this.
'Oh yeah. I'm definitely going crazy'
"So… Am I supposed to understand what the hell that meant?" Kiba spoke in that extremely weirded out tone.
"Of course" Naruto said in a very creepy tone that Sasuke recognized from earlier, "If you join us"
"Huh…?"
"Join us Kiba… Join the dark side…" Naruto continued in that same extremely creepy tone as he reached into his coat, "we have cookies"
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