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Reverse Nekoken, Chapter 4"I'm really sorry!" pleaded Ranma Saotome as he sat at the examination bed of Akane Tendo while Dr Tofu inspected a large round shaped bruise that was on her forehead.
"Yeah right, pervert!" Akane snapped in annoyance, wincing slightly whenever Dr Tofu prodded the bruise.
"No sign of concussion or any skull damage. Looks like you'll just have a little bruise for a few days." The doctor said cheerfully.
"I meant pussies as in cats. You know, another word for feline." Ranma continued to try and explain himself.
"Yeah right," Akane grumbled as Dr Tofu stuck a bandage over her bruise.
"It does seem like an innocent mistake to me, Akane-chan." Dr Tofu put in diplomatically.
"Humph!" Akane sniffed in disbelief.
"That's why I said I liked pussy." Ranma said, holding up Neko to prove his point.
"I bet your whole family likes pussy, you pervert!" Akane yelled in annoyance.
"Actually Pop's more of a cock man." Ranma said introspectively.
"What?" both Akane and Dr Tofu exclaimed, eyes wide in shock.
Ranma turned to them in confusion.
"Cock. You know? Cockerel. Hens. Chickens." Ranma explained.
Akane slapped her hand on her forehead before realizing that it still had a big bruise on it and quietly ground her teeth in agony.
Dr Tofu looked less than impressed.
"I think you should stop with the double entendres, Ranma."
"Double en-what?" Ranma asked in confusion.
"Nevermind." Dr Tofu sighed as he walked out the room to answer a suddenly ringing phone.
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