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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7684085/3/Harry yawned as he awoke and felt a slight tingle in his scar and an itching in his brain that probably signaled Tom was trying to influence him.
Deciding that clearing his mind was damn near impossible for the original Harry much less the combination he was now he rifled through his own thoughts for a solution.
He grinned evilly as he mentally flipped a switch and began running a song through his head while concentrating his magic into it.
His head began to ache and his scar felt like it was on fire but he pushed that aside and let the song repeat over and over again until he felt Voldemort's presence fade.
Slumping he collapsed backwards onto the bed with a sigh, "Thank god that's over."
"Harry?" A voice asked cautiously.
He tried to open his eyes and found the right one glued shut with dried blood. "Hermione?" He asked, surprised to see her and practically everyone else gathered around his bed. Sirius, Molly and the Weasely's from the Twins on down, Tonks, Fleur and Minerva.
"Are you, you?" She asked cautiously.
"Why wouldn't I be?" He asked confusedly.
"You had the evilest grin," Sirius replied.
"That's because Voldemort was trying to get in so I did one of the evilest things you can do to a telepath."
"Telepath?" Molly asked confusedly, her question echoed by a few others.
"Someone who can read minds," Hermione explained.
"A legilimancer," Tonks explained, causing the non-muggleborn to nod knowingly.
"What'd you do?" Hermione asked concerned.
"I ear-wigged him," Harry replied proudly. "Of course that upset him a bit before it drove him out."
"That explains the blood," Ron said, "looks like your scar split open."
"Ear-wigged?" One of the twins asked.
"Specific repetitive harmonic frequencies concentrated in the language center of the brain to become self-sustaining." Harry said pompously.
Everyone turned to Hermione.
The muggleborn witch groaned as she translated that in her head, "I'm not sure the magical world needs to know that. Small world, King Henry or Never Ends?" she asked cautiously.
"None of the above and I'm not gonna tell you because then you'd be compelled to look it up."
"Thanks," Hermione said gratefully.
"You did some evil muggle thing to drive off Voldemort?" Sirius asked doubtfully. "Despite muggles not knowing legilimency is real?"
"Yep."
"It'd work," Hermione said flatly. "Muggles may not have magic but there are tens of thousands of them for each witch or wizard and they've thought up loads of stuff the magic world has never dreamed of as well as quite a lot it has."
"Not to mention the fact they have tales of magic from before the magic world hid away," Harry said, climbing out of bed.
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"GAH!" Voldemort yelled.
"Master?" Wormtail asked.
"It keeps repeating!" Voldemort growled.
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