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Harry stared silently at the now blinking blank spot where his name was

to go, and a part of him, the juvenile part that is, was tempted to

change his name to "I-Love-Perky-Bosoms" or something equally stupid

just so he could see McGonagall say his name before the entire school

during the sorting ceremony. Then again, one hyphenated title was

enough, and if he was destined to be The-Boy-Who-Lived to the wizarding

world, he would rather be Harry James Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived rather

than Biggus-Dickus, The-Boy-Who-Lived. Then again, the thought of the

latter made him break out in giggles at the thought of Severus Snape

taking points from Biggus-Dickus, or Dumbledore trying to convince

Biggus-Dickus that the power Voldemort knew not was Love. Then again,

the thought of his name being Biggus-Dickus and using the power of Love

on Voldemort again made Harry turn the shade of a peck of pickled

peppers; namely, green.

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