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"It's a real shame Xander's sick," she added. " 'Cause he'd probably be able to think of something that would fit the Troll's requirements for costumes and still manage to give him an ulcer," she elaborated with a smile.

"Yeah, if it's one thing Dweeb-boy's good at, it's managing to piss people off," Cordelia surprised both Buffy and Willow by chiming in and agreeing with the redhead's words. "It's like it's this incredible gift or something he's got."

"You know," Willow said after a moment's thought, with what Buffy decided was a truly evil grin, "how do think Snyder would feel if he had a dozen Xanders to put up with?"

"You know, Willow," Cordelia smirked appreciatively after giving the redhead's question some consideration, "if you're suggesting that we all dress up as Dweeb-boy in order to torment Snyder, I have to admit that that actually is a great idea!"

Looking around at her fellow classmates with what could best be described as an evil grin, Buffy asked, "How many people here would be interested in dressing up like Xander? You know, just while escorting the kids on their rounds, so Snyder could see us dressed like that?

"I'm asking so me and Will can get enough of his shirts to go around, and maybe make Snyder's eyes bleed, literally," she quickly clarified her intentions.

A general round of laughs and a quick show of hands allowed the two girls to determine the requisite number of Hawaiian shirts to get and Cordelia volunteered to supply an equal number of the Tweety-Bird watches that were just as much a part of the Xander Harris image as the eye-searing Hawaiian shirts.

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