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“I should not have to grace this filthy countryside with my Royal Presence! Surely there is a bathroom fit for a pony of my standing somewhere around here!?”
The voice once again cried out, Midnight’s eyes widening as Nigel stealthily moved into the long grass next to their sleeping area. Midnight followed him, the mare picking up the box containing the last few muffins and Nigel’s cloak. Nigel motioned for her to stay hidden before he continued to the edge of the grass that faced the road.
Making a small gap so he could see but still remain hidden he scanned the road, spotting an ornate carriage sitting on the road. Attached to the carriage were two ponies, stallions dressed in what appeared to be butlers’ uniforms, another butler-looking ponies attempting to calm down a blond-maned, pearl-white stallion.
“I’m sorry Prince Blueblood,” the butler apologised, the blond prince letting out a huff, “but the next bathroom is in Hoofsdale, at least another three hours away. If you really need to conduct your ‘royal business’ then we have some lavatory paper in the carriage for emergencies.
“You expect me, Prince Blueblood, to go to the bathroom in the woods like a peasant!?” The blond unicorn fumed.
“There is no other option Sir, either that or you wait three hours” the butler replied, his blunt answer to the obviously narcissistic arsehole of a Prince bringing a smile to Nigel’s face.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/152832/5/cheesecake-and-changelings/crouching-changeling-pluggedup-prince
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