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Sakura's mind, after the moment of clarity and the question about changing one of her answers, had went into a broken circle of reviewing again and again and again her ruined plans. She had been overjoyed upon hearing that she was on a team with Sasuke, since that would mean that they would take missions together, and what better way than bonding than allowing her crush to satisfy his urges with her on a warm night in a foreign country while away on a long-term mission? That dream had been crushed thoroughly along with many other fantasies.

Also, on that moment, she realized something else. If Sasuke was that opposed to sex, to the very idea of having any kind of intercourse, that would mean that when her own urges would act up on a long-term mission, to satisfy them she would have to... To... She stopped and slowly turned to Naruto. She sniffed. "S-Sakura-chan, what's wrong? Something on my face?"

"It's... Too much..." She fell to her knees and then broke down in tears. "IT'S TOO MUUUUUCH! FIRST I SLEEP WITH INO, THEN SASUKE SAYS HE HATES SEX, AND NOW I WILL HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH NARUTO! IT'S TOO MUUUUUUUUUCH! I WANT TO DIE!"

"S-Sakura-chan!" Naruto was torn between feeling a bit insulted by how the thought only of having sex with him had caused Sakura to go off the deep end and trying to comfort her. He went with both. "Sakura-chan, I can understand why you're shocked with Sasuke's... Well, peculiar conviction, but why the hell do you hate the idea of having sex with me that much?"

"E-Eh?" Sakura stopped crying just because she got surprised by Naruto's sudden question. The blonde boy had never been that bold in his life, but he figured that since most of the village acted that way, he could get away with it once or twice too.

"What I said! I can understand why you don't like me! I'm loud, a joker, I wear orange! Your type is the brooding type, Sasuke! I'm the total opposite, I can understand that..." Naruto was feeling his self esteem going lower by the second as he spoke. "But what the hell does any of that have to do with sex?"

"Ah... Ehm..." Sakura was pretty much shocked into silence, because Naruto had, for once, a point. They weren't talking about fairy romance sex, they were talking about pure physical release. If the point was just getting off, Naruto was suitable. He had pretty high marks in taijutsu mainly because of his endurance, and had the body to prove it. Also, now that she thought about it, he was the only one with any actual experience among the three of them. Sasuke was a virgin, no mystery on that. Sakura regained a bit of focus and started rubbing her chin in thought. "Hmm... Maybe?"

"... Eh?" Very intelligent reply, Naruto.

"Of course... Sasuke-kun is so averse to sex... He's a virgin for sure, but more than that, if I want him to see the light, I have to be experienced myself! I have to find a way to make even Sasuke-kun like sex!" Sakura realized a new resolve and trusted her right elbow downward and then turned to Naruto again. "Naruto! From now on, we're sex study partners!"

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