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“You can’t be serious!”

“You just demanded that I humiliate you. You’re TRYING to manipulate me. Now I’m going to tell you a secret. I’m only a Gryffindor because I talked the Sorting Hat OUT of putting me in Slytherin. Now make up your mind. Either I’m your friend and I did the only thing I could to protect you from Voldemort – who, despite being a half-blood, is the direct descendent of Salazar Slytherin - buying your contract...” he gave her a moment for that information to sink into her mind, then continued, “or this was all a vicious, underhanded plot, starting with me getting my godfather to name me his heir so I could become Head of the House your mother was born to, then getting him killed, so I could start outperforming you in Potions, causing you to mess up your own potion and create the utterly insane mess that allowed me to be in a position to acquire the means to buy your contract so that you’d be my personal plaything for the rest of my life because I’m just as twisted and freakish as Voldemort on a bad day, in which case the world is really doomed because he and I are just alike and it’s a horse apiece which of us survives the battle that was prophesized to happen between us.”

http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-16165-11/

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