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“What... do you mean... she won!?” Sarutobi growled, an aura of Killing Intent spiking out around him in all directions, loose dust and bits of earth from the tiled floor starting to come up and rise skyward in a display of power.

Rabbit yelped as her mask cracked, quickly explaining, “She made a long-shot bet with odds of 1,040:1! Somehow, Naruto chose to do JUST that! She... well, she’s probably STILL in debt, but this will cut back on it tremendously.”

Twitching, the Hokage demanded through gritted teeth, “And... what... did... he... do?”

“He doctored the new copy of Icha Icha Paradise that Kakashi bought to replace the one Rock Lee had burnt... with pages of a Yaoi Manga.”

The Killing Intent stopped. “...Huh... well, that explains the SECOND scream.” Leaning back in his seat, Saurtobi tried to console himself with such good news. Perhaps this would motivate Kakashi to be... motivated.

But he had other things to worry about, namely Tsuande’s good luck gambling. No; nothing good came of this. Last time she had won a bet near him, his doctor had ‘slipped’ during a proctology exam... and run out of inflatable donuts for him to sit on.

Hmm... maybe it is about time I release that idiot from the Konoha Strict Correctional Facility...

NAH! “Double all patrols and alert the Intelligence Division! Tell them we have a Code-Double-D!”

His own fault for losing a bet to Jiraiya and allowing the punk to name it that.

“Yes, Hokage-sama!” Pig said as he bowed his head. “We shall warn the people in Intelligence and those in Torture and Interrogation that Anko is up to some of her old tricks again and that they should be on guard.”

Sarutobi twitched. “No, that’s simply ‘Code D’...” he sighed. “But it might be best to get that out too.”

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