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Rebellion, Chapter 23"Brilliant idea, Neville," Ron enthused. "Umbridge is so loopy that she might just happily allow Harry to play as Seeker for the match."
"Remember, though, that she's going to come to her senses during the Quidditch match," Hermione pointed out.
"That's another idea, Hermione. Umbridge's reaction will be brilliant if I'm playing in the game when she wakes up." Harry grinned at Hermione's groan.
"If you insist," Hermione paused while the Gryffindors and Luna frantically nodded their heads. "Then have Umbridge sign her permission and have McGonagall witness it."
"Have me witness what?" Professor McGonagall asked as she entered the Great Hall.
Draco slid into the shadows, unnoticed by the head of the Gryffindor house. Neville fixed an insane smile on his face. Luna had been looking vague for several minutes at least.
"Written permission from Umbridge for Harry to fly in the game today," Ron ventured, hoping that the stern teacher would allow them this ploy.
"Really, you think she would sign it?" McGonagall asked, her eyes twinkling.
"I think that Umbridge would agree to marry Voldemort, himself, if he proposed right now," Harry said seriously.
"He's been sending her expensive gifts, you know," Neville said knowledgeably, although also a tad bit insanely. "That's why she's been in such a good mood."
"Is that so?" McGonagall wasn't sure what was worse: the idea that Umbridge was being courted by Voldemort, or the truth of Umbridge being high on insanity potions.
"It is so," Neville replied.
"Well, if you manage to get Dolores to sign it, I'll witness it and keep watch over it," McGonagall decided.
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