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Both of them looked at him and smiled, "Right-o then Ronnikens, you asked us in that letter to teach him a lesson Weasley brother style" Forge said.

Gred nodded, "See the problem is Harry is the only one we would let touch our baby sister."

"Not that we want to see it, but knowing about it in a round about way we can handle"

"Right-o, now Harry Potter who owns a life debt from half of our family."

"Wait, eventually we might have to fight Death Eaters,"

"Right, like Ron did?"

"Exactly like that Forge,"

"Wait I'm Gred!"

"Don't start that again, spit it out!" Ron growled at them. "Do you have a point or do you just like to listen to yourselves prattle on?"

"I like to listen to myself prattle on actually, and since he has such a beautiful voice,"

"Thank you dear brother"

"Naturally, I like to listen to him prattle as well. But the point is, you asked us to get into a fight with Harry Potter,"

"Who got a Double-O on his Defense OWL,"

"Highest score ever actually,"

"Who taught us most of what we know about defense,"

"And you as well,"

"And who is legal tomorrow to use magic to defenestrate us right into St. Mungo's."

"Sorry Ron looks like you're on your own." They said in unison and left him in the room rather stunned. Harry wouldn't defenestrate him would he? What did that even mean?

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