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Kakashi only sighed, now starting to find the situation less amusing. Of course. Only Mitarashi would teach a kinjutsu to a child... and of course, Sasuke will want to learn some as well. Damn kids... "I'm assuming he means the Kage Bunshin no jutsu." A slight pause. "Please tell me that you weren't the one who taught him a kinjutsu."

Anko only scratched the back of her head sheepishly. "Eh, heh. I wasn't the one who taught it to him?" It wasn't a statement, and the two genin and their instructor couldn't help but sweat drop at the woman's reaction.

"Why Naruto?" Sasuke asked, his voice starting to get a little irritated. Kakashi and Sakura both looked at him in surprise, as it was unusual for Sasuke to get this visibly irritated around someone, besides Naruto, that is.

Anko shrugged, pushing Naruto forward and watching as he came to a stop in front of Kakashi and turned around. "Why not? We had a mutual exchange of interests. And he has the fucking chakra for it." She paused for a moment before letting out a grin as she took a few steps towards Sasuke and Sakura tensed. Kakashi continued watching, though it was plain that he was more interested in pulling his book out again more than anything else. "Aww, is the little Uchiha jealous?" Her voice was saccharine sweet, yet ever so mocking. She reached Sasuke and leaned forward, giving the genin an ample view of her cleavage before running a finger down his chest with a suggestive grin. "Play your cards right kid, and maybe I'll... 'teach' you too."

Sakura was stuttering and blushing at the woman's words, her inner self spiraling downwards in fury that someone dared to touch 'her' Sasuke-kun. Sasuke was fighting the urge to blush, especially since he was having trouble removing his gaze from Anko's impressive chest. Kakashi simply chuckled, finding it amusing to see his most talented student so shaken up by a woman's charms and some skin. Hmm, perhaps I should lend him a copy of Icha Icha?

Of course, all good things have to come to an end. "Ne, Anko-san, I don't think that'll work. I'm pretty sure that the bastard is gay. Or asexual or something." Kakashi only let out a sigh as Naruto was assaulted by his two teammates in unison at his mocking words. As Kakashi watched Anko laugh at the display, he couldn't help but wonder how the hell Naruto met Orochimaru's former apprentice. Then again, considering it's Naruto and Anko, perhaps it's better I don't ask.

Anko only grinned as she walked over to stand beside Kakashi and watched the ensuring brawl between the blond and his rival, the pink haired girl already sitting out and cheering her hero on. "Heh, this is too damn funny. I might have to bother you guys more often."

Kakashi had a horrible feeling rush up his spine at those words. Oh dear kami, no.

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