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Lolcron stared at Guiche. The meatbag from last night had suddenly placed himself in front of it/him, blocking its/his way back to its/his master. The female meatbag stood by the bench, a small amphibian in her hand and the furry little meatbag from the summoning waiting beside her.

It/he moved its/his attention back to Guiche as the meatbag flourished an oddly long-stemmed rose, it might as well have been a scepter from the way the meatbag held it. "We meet again, golem."

Ignoring him, Lolcron tried to make its/his way around Guiche, but he moved to block its/his path again. "I will not permit you to leave before I am finished with you!" The female moved to stand beside Guiche, placing a hand on his shoulder. The furry meatbag began to rub itself against Guiche's legs.

Tilting its/his head, Lolcron studied the two meatbags. Was this some kind of mating ritual? "Query: Is the meatbag in heat?" His eyes widening, Guiche took an involuntary step back, dragging the female with him. "W-what?"

Leaning closer, Lolcron continued. "Statement: You were engaging in one of your incomprehensible meatbag mating rituals with a female last night, now you are engaging in anther ritual with another female. Query: I repeat, are you in heat?"

Noting the meatbag's increasing perspiration rate, it/he watched as Guiche desperately tried to keep the female interested. She was apparently designated Montmorency, and she was on the verge of accepting his explaination when Lolcron found the other female.

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