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“Good afternoon, we’re from Weasley and Weasley.”

“We’ve come looking for the lady of the house.”

“Is your mother home, little girl?”

“We’ve got a few things we’d like to talk to her about.”

“A few necessary items we’d like to show her.”

“Items for the everyday woman.”

“Beauty potions!”

“Love potions!”

“Cleaning potions!”

“Everything must go!”

“Okay, closing the door now,” Buffy nodded slowly, and began to push the door closed.

“Oi!” Fred and George shouted, pushing back.

Pulling the door open again, and pretending to sigh in annoyance, she let them in. “All right. I guess, if you can’t trust a pair of psychotic salesmen who can you trust?”

“Exactly,”

UnExpected, Chapter 34

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