"Wow, I feel pretty good." Xander said out loud, as he gave a goofy smile.
Apparently Lady Luck didn't like that answer, because as soon as he said that, a ZAP was heard, and another blue flash of light appeared fifty feet above his head.
Smack! The marshmallow gun appeared out of the blue flash of energy and fell, smacking him right in the nose.
"Oph, Dat phnucking Nurt!" Xander stated with a muffled sound as he grabbed his face with both hands as his eyes watered. Blinking his eyes to clear the tears and pinching his nose, he moved his nose from side to side to make sure that it wasn't broken. Xander was thankful not to hear or feel any nasty crunching or grinding sounds that would lead him to think his nose was broken.
He started to sit up, but then remembered that magic and he didn't get along very well.
"Oh Shit!" He cried, before fast unbuttoning his pants to make sure that his 'boys' were still ok.
"Phew, still all there." Xander said with a goofy grin. Just because Buffy and Willow considered him 'one of the girls,' didn't mean that he was 'one of the girls.'