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At lunch the topic of discussion was Snape's and Umbridge's reactions to their classrooms.

Snape canceled his classes to take all of the pictures off the wall except for the few that just stuck and the portraits.

Umbridge spent all of her first class trying to lift the pyramid off the desk and all of her second class trying to un-orange the wall and desks.

Harry got up halfway through the meal and made his way to Umbridge.

"Well? Did you warn everyone?" Harry asked worriedly when he reached Umbridge and her head chair.

"Warn everyone about what?" Umbridge asked.

"The Ba Ba Black Sheep! If you don't warn everyone he'll get them good!" Harry answered frantically.

"Mister Potter, there is no such thing as a Ba Ba Black Sheep," Umbridge said grumpily.

"There has to be, they wrote a song about him," Harry began to sing, "Ba Ba Black Sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane, Ba Ba Black Sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full."

"It still doesn't exist, I haven't seen it," Umbridge said, beginning to glare at Harry.

"Alright, but when the Ba Ba Black Sheep gets them good it'll be all your fault," Harry accused before creeping back to the Gryffindor table.

Umbridge's head chair began to chant, "Ba Ba Black Sheep! Ba Ba Black Sheep!"

The rest of the day before dinner was uneventful.

Rebellion, Chapter 6

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