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Just then there was a huge amount of smoke and several Chunnin and Ibiki appeared and Ibiki said "Namikaze Naruto, why the hell did you do it this time."

Naruto snickered and said "I was not the one who painted the Hokage mountain this time."

Ibiki said "How did you know the Hokage mountain was painted."

Naruto said "Simple, you see the Sandaime grandson Konohamaru, well he wanted to defeat his grandfather so I taught him my ultimate Kage killer jutsu and then told him the best way to get close to his grandfather to use it was to paint the Hokage mountain and have ANBU drag him into to see him." making all the ninja in the room pale or go into shock.

Ibiki said "Your having the Hokage grandson assassinate him. Why." as he sent a signal to an ANBU hidden in the room to warn the Hokage.

Naruto said "There is more then one way to kill a Kage, isn't that right jiji." looking at the window

The Sandaime who was standing at the window walked in with tissues up his nose and asked "Why...why did you have to teach him THAT jutsu."

Naruto said "That was only stage 1, here is stage 2 HAREM JUTSU." as suddenly the entire room was covered in smoke and when it cleared the room was full of hundreds of Tsunade all in bikinis. All the guys in the room blew back except Naruto who was disguised as one of the Tsunade and several girls also passed out and several others had twitches on their eyebrows.

Naruto laughed as the clones began to be destroyed and when the last one was left all the girls who had been destroying the clones attacked the Tsunade who was covered in smoke and found Sasuke being beaten.

As the men woke up the Sandaime asked "What happened."

A girl in the back of the room said "You and every other guy in this room got defeated for being perverts and then Sasuke got his ass handed to him in a female rage induced moment." before she was covered in smoke revealing Naruto.

The Sandaime wiped his nose and said "Ibiki, just get on with the test. I got to get ANBU to find and capture Konohamaru and get that damn camera."

Ironman, Chapter 14

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