Pulling out a kukri and setting the point to Sakura's neck, Naruko waited a moment for the somewhat-imbedded girl's eyes to focus. "Now if I was a spy for Hidden Mist, I wouldn't be so obvious. I'd just wait till you had use the restroom or something and then use a little venomous dart. Clean, efficient, and I'd be able to deny everything because I'd make damn sure there were no witnesses. Instead I'm doing this to make a point."
"And what point would that be?" asked Kakashi, wondering if a group could get any more dysfunctional. On second thought, there were way too many examples.
"The tsundere here is the weakest link," said Naruko, stepping away and sheathing the kukri. "In a group with an obsessive vengeance type and a ninjutsu specialist - she's the dead last."
"I am not!" protested Sakura, glancing at Sasuke.
Sasuke considered the point and nodded.
"You!" declared Sakura, getting up and launching herself.
Naruko grabbed the hands reaching for her, went to her back as her legs came up to put her feet on Sakura's stomach, and launched the other kunoichi.
Kakashi leapt out to catch the flying genin, and his eyes widened at the sudden tinkling noise.
"There we go," said Naruko, accepting a bell from Sasuke. "Thanks Sakura."
"Wah? Hah? Eh?" asked Sakura as she stared between a smirking Sasuke and the openly grinning Naruko.
This team is either going to be great, or they're going to kill each other, realized Kakashi.