Some day, this will be a "Last.fm/NetFlix/Amazon for web fiction"
(both original and fanfiction) where you can search
across many different hosting sites or rate what you've read and
get recommendations. However, life keeps throwing more urgent
projects my way, so I don't know when it'll be ready.
“Why are you waking me up so early?” I asked, stretching.
“So you can get ready! Are these dirty?”
“Nope. And I don’t need an hour to get ready. I’d need, like, at most fifteen minutes.”
“If they’re clean… why are they on the floor?” she asked, turning back to face me.
“Are you saying the floor isn’t clean?” I asked with a smirk on my face.
“Of course it is! Princess Celestia wouldn’t allow any of her guests to have a dirty room!”
“Then what’s wrong with my clothes on the floor?”
“It’s dir—Oh. It’s improper!”
“That’s weird. I happen to think it’s perfectly proper, if the floor’s clean.”
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