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Rebellion, Chapter 31"Hello Harry, Draco," Remus broke in before they could go on.
"Hello Remus. Are you Sirius' entourage?" Harry asked.
"I wouldn't call it that." Remus blinked.
"Welcome to Hogwarts, home for the insane." Harry spread his arms out, indicating the Entrance Hall.
"So the rumors are true?" Remus asked.
"That Harry is gay, yes," Draco answered before Harry could.
"What?" Remus exclaimed as Sirius stumbled back in shock.
"It's true, I have come to my senses and am madly in love with Draco." Harry put his arm around Draco's shoulders.
"How?" Remus stuttered out. It wasn't that he minded Harry's preferences, or the choice in boyfriend, but it was just so sudden.
"How did I come to my senses? It involved a can of paint, a screwdriver and the absence of a brush," Harry answered.
"That doesn't make sense," Remus pointed out.
"And I asked myself, how am I supposed to eat without a brush? And then Snape told me I was gay," Harry continued, ignoring Remus' comments.
"Snape told you that you were gay and you believed him?" Remus asked, not sure which was harder to believe: that the surly potions professor would give out dating advice or that Harry would believe him.
"When your god tells you something, you believe him and obey." Harry smiled up at his surrogate uncle and squeezed Draco's shoulders tighter.
Sirius shook himself out of his stupor and then the black dog bounded away toward the dungeons, determined to give Snape a piece of his mind.
"Watch out for the red carpet," Harry shouted after him.
Remus just stared in confusion, especially as Draco shoved Harry's arm off of his shoulders. Harry pouted as both boys scrambled up from their seated position. Draco brushed himself off as Harry ran over to hug Remus.
"What was that?" Remus demanded as he recovered from the shock of it all.
"Insanity and a small prank on you and Sirius," Harry answered.
"So you aren't gay and with Draco?" Remus asked, just to make sure.
"Well I am with Draco. See, he's right over there," Harry pointed to the silver haired Slytherin, who was waiting for the reunion to end. "But, no, I'm not gay and Draco isn't my boyfriend."
"So, Sirius is going to chew Snape up over nothing?" Remus asked.
"If he doesn't get caught by the red carpet, or fall into the swamp," Harry answered with a shrug.
"The swamp is on the way to the Charms classroom, not Snape's office," Draco pointed out.
"You never know in this place." Harry blinked at Draco as he explained.
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