The new Snape was going on about some potion, which they began with a frenzy of activity. Of course, Snape was out bullying, but this time, he left Neville alone...usually.
His targets were Crud and Grug, also known as Crabbe and Goyle
"How is it, at five minutes. you failed to get even a slight green tint...but you created OATMEAL...and sub par oatmeal at that" he was very particular on his oatmeal...his main breakfeast as a child
They looked at him dumbly "What's oatmeal?"
He scowled at them "15 points from Slytherin...and detention, during dinner" they looked at him in terror
No dinner for them...they couldn't use their sealed dorm to hide from Snape, and no dinner
The group exchanged looks "I really want to know what the hell this Slytherin Dorm thing is about"
"Harry, its probably nothing, perhaps there's a zero no shower tolerance policy or something?"