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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4416850/3/"Merlin, Granger, this is low even for you. So desperate for some company that you had to come with a girl, and Loony Lovegood at that. Couldn't you have at least attached yourself to the Weasel? Or even Longbottom?"
Groaning, Hermione turned to face someone she honestly had hoped to avoid for the evening. Oh no. She'd managed to run into him in the Entrance Hall. She knew there'd be little support from her housemates, either. While normally they would jump on a chance to go after Draco Malfoy and hopefully take him down a peg, her choice of companion for the evening offended their sensibilities for the most part and so she was likely on her own.
In the end, though, that turned out to not be a problem. Even as she racked her mind for a way to push back mentally and send Malfoy on his not-so-merry way, Luna stepped up and took care of the problem. "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
"WHAT?" Malfoy's eyes bulged impressively and a hush descended over the students as the pair of blondes became the center of attention. Hermione groaned; like she and Luna needed any more attention…
Luna seemed to think so. Stepping forward, she gave Malfoy one of the peculiar, not-quite-all-there smiles Hermione had seen her employ to scare off Ron when the redhead tried to interrupt their Hogsmeade lunches or library study sessions. "I asked you if your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister? Are you hard of hearing? I've read that inbreeding can cause all sorts of problems…"
Sputtering, Malfoy quickly slid from pale, through a number of shades of red, and on to an impressive purple. "My parents are not related!"
"Well, they both look so incredibly similar... the blonde hair, the pale eyes, the aristocratic features..." Luna gave a carefree shrug before turning away. "It's really a quite logical assumption." The doors of the Great Hall groaned and began to swing open, and Luna skipped over to offer an arm to Hermione. "Shall we?"
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