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"I'm not going into a brothel, Ero-Sennin!" Naruto snapped in indignation.
"Wha - no!" Jiraiya snorted. "Tsunade'd kill me! I still haven't had my fill of fun yet!"
Naruto stared at the Sannin with deep suspicion.
Jiraiya glared half-heartedly at the blond Genin. Honestly, he wasn't that pervertic, was he?
On second thoughts, don't answer that.
Naruto sighed. Seated next to him was the only link to his parents, and boy, was Jiraiya'smouth shut even more tightly than the door to most of Konoha's stores! Shut for him, that is. Those doors were certainly welcoming when he went in under his Oiroke form.
"So... What kind of shop is this?" Naruto stared at the store in disbelief.
"Well, it's what you'd call a... cafe, I guess?" Jiraiya grinned.
"A WHAT?!" Naruto snarled. "I'm not going into any place you introduce to me with that lecherous grin plastered on your face!"
"Psch, that's what your father said when I introduced him to Icha Icha..." Jiraiya smirked. "He was so grateful after that."
"Well I'm not too sure if being whacked in the balls is being thanked, Ero-Sennin..." Naruto chuckled
"Tsunade told you?!" Jiraiya shouted, asgast.
"Amongst others." Naruto smirked. "Baa-chan is very loose lipped when really drunk."
"Tell me, did you hear about the time she and Orochimaru nearly kissed?" Jiraiya demanded, eager to salvage his pride by backstabbing his teammate in typical ninja fashion.
"Wherein you were under a Henge as Orochimaru?" Naruto snorted. He stopped once he spotted the gobsmacked expression on the Sannin's face.
"Wait, you mean to tell me that I actually guessed correctly?!" Naruto glared at the Sannin. "I really didn't need to know that the man whose teaching me is so pathetic."
"Pfft, if you were a man you'd be drooling after those monstrous knockers yourself!" Jiraiya snorted. "Unless you don't have a pair, then..."
Tsunade didn't know why, but she felt oddly gratified when she spotted Jiraiya's figure in the air.
The Male Kunoichi, Chapter 5
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