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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7913377/7/In just a few short moments, Seamus spoke from a few seats away. "Oy, Harry! What was that you called Snape? Syphilis? What's that?"
Harry looked over at Seamus, seeing that just about the whole table was waiting for the answer. Trust the irrepressible young Irishman to step right up to the wicket. "You know his first name is Severus, right?" Seamus nodded. "Well, syphilis is a muggle venereal disease. Prolonged exposure to it causes blindness and insanity, it can be the source of a serious pain in your todger, and is widely thought to have originated with idiots fucking sheep."
Aghast with his boldness, they were shocked for a few seconds before the entire table began to laugh uproariously, getting louder as the answer was relayed down the long table. Harry didn't have to look to see that Snape was about to throw a major wobbly. Good, I want him so off-balance and pissed off that he can't think straight.
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