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"Hey, Hermione, do you know of anyway we could charm a mirror to answer 'Snape' every time someone asks a question?" Harry asked.

"I think I can do it, I'll have to go to the library though," Hermione answered after finishing her bite of bacon.

"Can you charm it to answer in different voices too?" Ron asked.

"Probably, that's a good idea, we'll visit the library after classes," Hermione replied.

"Alright, but I'll have to try to kill Umbridge with my Marker of Doom," Harry said as he brandished a red marker.

"Marker of Doom? I don't think that can kill Umbridge, Harry," Hermione giggled.

"Oh well, at least I can give people chicken pox," Harry replied cheerfully.

"What's a marker? And chicken pox?" Ron asked, confused.

"A marker is like a quill and colored ink, except the ink is inside the writing tool, hence the name 'marker'," Hermione answered the first question in her usual way.

"Oh, and chicken pox?" Ron asked.

"It's a disease that muggles get, children catch it mostly, did you ever have the chicken pox, Harry?" Hermione asked.

"Yeah, Dudley had a friend who caught it, so he marked his own face and arms. Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon went crazy when some of the spots didn't wash off," Harry answered.

"Weird," Ron commented.

"No, itchy," Harry replied.

"What is itchy, Potter?" Umbridge asked.

Harry shrieked and ducked under the table. He stayed under the table for a minute before poking his head out.

"Sorry, I thought you were the Ba Ba Black Sheep, you sounded like him," Harry said while getting out from under the table.

He then walked away with Ron and Hermione, with out answering Umbridge's question.

Rebellion, Chapter 11

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