"Lord Hokage," said the chunin. "The chickens found Team Guy, declared them the obvious martial arts masters of the village, and engaged in a massive assault!"
"BWAK BWAK BAK BAK BAKA!" said the chicken, pointing at his chosen opponent.
Neji twitched several times.
"Ah, Neji, you talk about fate and predestination, but see how you set higher and higher challenges for yourself in order to improve so that you can break the chains of that fate!" Rock Lee nodded, his arms folded in front of him, completely missing the line of chickens doing the same thing standing next to him.
"Tell me that Naruto didn't sign a summoning contract with these chickens," said the Hokage.
"Naruto did not sign the chicken contract," said Kakashi, happy to confirm something positive.
"There's that at least then," said the Hokage.