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"We found you."

Naruto frowned at the three stepping out of the alley. "And you are?"

"Dealing with the lady," said the first of the three in the black robes. "Jashin has a use for you, sacrifice."

"My faith has nothing to do with your dark god," said Shizuku.

"Dark god?" asked Naruto.

"Jashin is the Lord Of Slaughter, Emperor Of Murder, Bringer Of Pain, Daimyo of Dentists, and Master of Torturous Death," said the lead Jashinite. "All hail Jashin!"

"All hail Jashin!" chorused the other two.

"Uhm, right," said Naruto. "Never heard of it."

"Of course you've never heard of us," said the lead Jashinite. "We are cloaked in anonyminity and ignorance!"

"And black silk," said the second Jashinite.

"Fine," said the lead Jashinite. "We are cloaked in anonyminity, ignorance, and fine black silk!"

"Yeah," chorused the other two.

"They worship a god of torture and murder," said Shizuku. "They can't understand why everyone doesn't want to immediately sign up."

"Killing you will be a good example as to why they should join now," said the lead Jashinist. "And as a special offer, we'll throw in free sacrificial knives!"

The other two brandished their knives and smiled.

"I'll pass, thank you," said Shizuku.

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