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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6438802/42/Xander's shoulders shook briefly with humor and he shook his head while looking down at the ground before finally replying as if responding to a petulant child, "Ra's Ra's Ra's, when are you going to learn that you absolutely don't know anything about me. But tell you what, since this is the first time we have met in person, I'll tell you two things about myself: One, never threaten my girls, it makes me angry." He growled the first part, his eyes flashing green as he prowled forward.
The assassins around Xander, garbed in black ninjitsu armor, moved forward to block Xander in as they pulled out every manner of blade and bludgeoning weapon known in the eastern martial arts.
Xander in turn smirked as me moved forward, only to stop some twenty feet in front of the largest bulk of assassins who blocked his path to Ra's and Selena. Around fifty ninjas stood in Xander's way, and it looked as if Ra's was taking Xander seriously, though the smirk on the Ra's face could have been interpreted to mean otherwise.
Xander paused as he just glared darkly at Ra's over the heads of the assassins in front of Xander, as if waiting for a queue.
Xander was silent for almost a minute, not making any further move or statement, just waiting.
Finally Ra's lifted an eyebrow, no longer patient to wait for Xander to finish his thought."And the second thing I don't know about you?"
Xander's glare slowly slipped upwards until it became a dark evil smirk, "Simple, I cheat… Transformers Go!"
All around the parking garage the cars, trucks and vans seem to leap out of their stalls while simultaneously changing shape from their original vehicular form to that of fifteen to twenty foot robots with big fucking guns.
The element of surprise was Xander's, and as he crossed his arms and smiled evilly, the robots absolutely annihilated the ninjas.
A little voice in the back of Xander's head said in a sing song voice, 'Somebody should have told the ninjas not to bring their swords to a robot fight.'
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