"So you two are wandering through all of space and time stealing things?" the black waiter asked incredulously.
"Troy, an empty world is a free world," Ahbed told him.
"Oh," he said calming down.
"We did steal dozens of mansions from the Death Eaters," Sirius offered.
"Zombies?" the other Xander guessed.
"Magical Nazi's," Xander explained. "Harriet was targeted for death by magical Hitler so we lent her a hand."
"You lent her a gland, while I took the battle to the enemy," Sirius teased.
"I helped her recover from a stressful time-" Xander replied.
"With his penis," Sirius teased.
"His penis is very comforting," Anya agreed.
"Really?" the brunette asked curiously.
"According to Snape it healed mental wounds," Sirius agreed.