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Once the mind numbing screams of the frightened child were stopped by her need to take a breath, I found myself able to think again and flapped my wings to try and fight whatever the hell was dragging at me. It didn’t stop my descent, but I was able to slow things down enough to give me time to think, light up my horn, and take a look at what had snagged my tail.

The thing in question was just a thin black tendril that had wrapped itself around my tail and extended into the darkness past the illumination provided by my horn. The appearance of such a thing made me grit my teeth. Oh fuck no! I’ve heard enough rumors about Japanese porn to know where this is going, I told myself before turning the magic in my horn into something destructive.

Just because I was a girl at the moment didn’t mean I was letting anything touch my female junk. Except…maybe Twilight, she’d kind of been expressing an interest in getting me off that might have been wearing me down over the past month. Okay…Rainbow Dash too, if she offered…and quite possibly a rule 63 version of the two of them.

What can I say? Twilight fixed a spell by Dumbass the Gandalf impersonator in less than 24 hours, but a month had passed and she hadn’t been able to figure out a way to change my girl pony form into a guy that didn’t leave a ethereal residue that completely messes up a changeling’s transformation magic. So I needed to start accepting the possibility of me not having any balls wasn’t just going to be a euphemism for my inaction problems.

I lit up my horn and fired at the thing dragging me down into the dark abyss near the edge of my tail. “BAD TENTACLE PORN MONSTER!”

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