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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/12149140/15/"Wait, so let me get this straight. You went on a midnight walk, killed a homicidal vampire priest, and came back to the mansion with a police girl with big tits and a penchant for cannons," said Harry staring at Alucard.
"Yup."
"Well damn, you need to bring me on more of your walks! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a girl like that who's not afraid to blow the hell out of someone who irritates her with the appropriate level of overkill?" said Harry envious.
Alucard cackled.
"And once again you remind me why you're my favorite bureaucrat," he laughed.
"Oh, I can do one better. If this is the same girl I recall, that means you're going to have a run in with Anderson of Iscariot next and I so want in on that. Screw classes, I've been wanting to deal with him for ages!" said Harry with unholy glee.
"Oh?"
Harry held out a piece of paper...and the second Alucard registered what he was looking at he lost one of his many, many lives laughing his fanged ass off. This was going to be so fucking hilarious it was impossible to describe.
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