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“‘Dear Order,

Have decided to stop making such a fuss about being an ex-ghost malformed skunk. I get the feeling that perhaps you don’t all believe me to be telling the truth.

Instead, I shall angst. Feel the melodrama, people!

Oh woe is me! Oh woe is me! I used to have a Hamster Tree! But it was eaten by a newt, and now I have no cuddly fruit! Oh woe is me! Oh woe is me! I used to have a Hamster Tree!

Insert more angst and melodrama here. I am far too busy with my Potions essay to be emo any longer.

Love Harry’”

“Potions essay?” Severus said weakly. “He’s actually doing his potions essay?”

Luna snatched the letter from Remus and read the ‘Hamster Tree’ paragraph out again, singing it to the tune of ‘O Christmas Tree’. She still managed to keep her voice expressionless, though.

Dear Order, Chapter 8

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