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"Some of this milk only has a day left before it goes bad," Harmony called from the dairy isle.

"We got an additive that'll keep it good for about a decade," Xander told her.

"Really?" Dante asked, "I'd think if there was something like that out there corporations would kill for it."

"You know when you get some milk a day or two past the date it tastes just enough off so you're not sure if it's safe to drink or not?"

"Yeah?" Dante asked curiously.

"It makes it all taste that way, so the time testers marked fail for all the tests, not realizing that it was the same for all the past due dates."

"Wow."

"Yeah, only one type of milk lasts longer," Xander said.

"Really? What kind?" Dante asked curiously.

"Dog's milk."

"Why?"

"No one will drink it."

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