“Kakashi-sensei?” she said cautiously, looking concerned. “Are you…feeling all right?”
“Hmm? Why?”
“You’ve been awfully cheerful, and weird,” she added in an undertone, “so far on this mission. Did something good happen?”
“Are you on drugs?” Sasuke muttered under his breath, not caring whether Kakashi heard.
“Sakura’s right,” a high-pitched voice said from the backseat. “And really, are you like, on crack or something?”
“Drugs are bad for you, Naruto,” he said admonishingly. “Crack especially. It makes you loopy.”
“That’s why I’m wondering if you’re on it,” Naruto said in an obvious tone of voice. “Did one of the missions leave you touched in the head?”
“Naruto!” Sakura scolded, jerking him back into his seat. “That’s very disrespectful to say to a Jounin, and our sensei, no less!”
It’s probably true! Inner Sakura ranted, laughing hysterically. Kakashi-sensei does look high most of the time! It won’t be surprising if he turns out to be a crackhead!
Joy Ride, Chapter 1