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Anthony Harris stood in front of Mayor Wilkins in his best suit. He had even shaved and everything.
"Let me get this straight Anthony. You want to leave Sunnydale, because your wife divorced you and because the son you kicked out, is not returning your calls. Correct?" asked Richard Wilkins.
"Yes your honor. I know we have a deal and all, but there's nothing left for me in Sunnydale. My own brother won't even return my calls ever since that no good son of mine left." explained Anthony Harris.
"I don't think you realize what's at stake here Anthony. Your position as the town's drunk is a family tradition. Your father was the town drunk and so was his father before him. All the way to the founding of this great town of ours. The Harris clan has always supplied the town drunk. More importantly, you, yourself came to me personally. We have a deal Anthony. I helped you get your ex-wife, and in exchange you eagerly agreed to take on the duties and the privileges that go with the position. Why do you realize that in this day and age, you are the only one in this whole town, who can drive legally while under the influence. It's one of our oldest laws." explained the mayor.
"That great and all your honor, but it don't help me much without a drivers license." complained Tony Harris.
"Allan, do you know why Anthony lost his license?" Wilkins asked his deputy.
Allan quickly went through the Harris file and supplied the answer. "It says here, that he lost it do to speeding in a school zone, while he was sober."
Wilkins tisked. "Is that so? Well there you have it. Now you know better. If your going to speed, make sure it's while you're on duty, otherwise you'll have to pay the piper just like everyone else." advised the mayor.
"But your honor. That's not gonna help me much with the empty house." whined Tony.
"Come, come Anthony. Whining never did anyone any good. We'll have you hitched in no time. Why at one time you were the High School quarterback. I'm positively sure that there's more than a few cheerleaders from your time who are without someone. You're a catch. A man with your position in the community. Allan, please call Estelle. If I remember correctly you used to go out before you met Jessica." said the mayor, while Allan called the secretary into the office.
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