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Giddy over what they had just accomplished, some launched into some freelance taunting. Dean jumped up onto a parapet, turned his back to the field below, and flipped up the hem of his kilt.

"Hey Percy, kiss my arse…your lips are at the right height for it!"

Within moments a scene from Braveheart was re-enacted as nearly all of the other Summer Institute students gleefully mooned the Ministry delegation.

"Oh, my," said the Queen, as she looked back towards the castle with eyes that were bright and mirthful.

Once the Muggleborn witches and wizards dropped their kilt hems and righted themselves, Roger Granger provided some additional inspiration. The students had no qualms when it came to loudly labeling Ron's older brother an "empty headed animal food trough whopper."

Hermione shook her head at the cinematic reference, but had been forced to watch enough Python on videotape to realize how she could contribute. From her position inside the circle she yelled back, "Fetchez la vache (Fetch the cow!)

Luna Lovegood considered this to be one of the funniest things that she'd ever heard. She therefore took up the chant, which was quickly adopted up and down the line.

"Fetchez la vache!...Fetchez la vache!... Fetchez la vache!"

Down on the treaty fields, the Queen was having a very hard time maintaining her decorum.

"What is that they're saying?" Percy asked weakly.

"We suggest that you duck if you hear something moo," replied the Queen. She then turned towards Harry and Hermione and added, "Let us depart. We have our answers, we have made our declarations, and we tire of these people's presence."

Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall, Chapter 69