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"I just had an epiphany!"

"A what?" Neville asked.

"I'm surprised you even know that word," Hermione admitted with narrowed eyes.

"Well, apparently Neville and I don't," Harry replied looking to Hermione.

"Epiphany: a sudden realization or insight," Hermione explained.

"Was your epiphany over the meaning of the word epiphany?" Harry asked, turning to look at Ron.

Ron grinned and Hermione sunk her face into her hands muttering, "It's going to be another 'teachers are evil' speech, I just know it."

"Not quite, though if power corrupts and knowledge is power… Well, study hard and you'll be evil." Ron waited for the three to stop laughing before he continued, "Actually, in magic knowledge is quite literally power. Now, everyone knows i'm a bit lazy." Once more there was a delay for the laughter to stop. "The more power you have the easier it is to do things, so logically the more I learn the lazier I can be."

"My brain hurts," Hermione complained leaning back in her seat and rubbing her head.

"Come on everyone, pick up a book and work on increasing your levels of evil, like our teachers want," Ron encouraged, grinning widely.

"Oh dear God, I understood that!" Hermione groaned sinking further into her seat.

"If you read more you'd understand me better," Ron suggested with a grin.

It was at that point Hermione snapped and tried to strangle him.

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