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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/10266105/5/"Bite me," Blob said offering his hand, after arguing with Toad.
"You want to be female?" Xander asked.
"Nah, I think you're fucking with us, but Toad double dog dared me, so I gotta," Blob said.
"Fair enough," Xander agreed. "I have to bite hard enough to draw blood."
"Do it," Blob agreed, wincing as Xander's teeth punctured the skin.
Everyone waited and then Blob gave a relieved sigh and the rest of the guys burst out laughing when he didn't change.
"I knew you were just fuckin' with us," Pyro said, as the Blob broke out a celebratory chocolate bar.
"Actually I wasn't," Xander said.
The Blob took a bite of chocolate and sat down, falling over a second later and snoring loudly enough that Sabretooth rolled him over on his side and Toad rolled Emma next to him so they were curled up together.
"Your bite puts people to sleep?" Pyro guessed.
"Nah, magical curse," Xander explained. "It's like being a werewolf. Every full moon, and the night before and after, he'll change, but instead of silver being poison, chocolate puts us to sleep. It's a prank from a trickster god I got hit with."
"You're serious," Sabretooth said in surprise.
"Completely," Xander assured them.
"So Tubby is going to turn into a Shelia three nights a month and chocolate puts him to sleep now?" Pyro asked in shock, unable to believe his ears.
"Exactly," Xander said.
"How much would you charge to bite Wolverine?" Sabretooth asked.
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Wolverine froze in place, his eyes darting around the room.
"Something wrong Logan?" Xavier asked, setting down his coffee.
"I just got a bad feeling."
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