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"I can't believe that worked," Jane described, pulling off the Yoda ears she'd gotten from the back of a muggle costume shop and slipping out of her tea cozy. At eleven months she was close to the appropriate size for a House elf, too.

Ann was blinking in astonishment at the clump of long blonde hair her sister held in her hand. "Yeah, me too. Popping outside Malfoy Manor, summoning their House Elf and saying 'Mistress demands Hermy clean her hairbrush or Hermy must iron hands' to get it to bring Narcissa's hairbrush to you so you could pull out all the loose hairs."

"Dobby was most helpful," Jane supplied, slipping out of the rest of her 'Hermy the House Elf' disguise. "So, is the Polyjuice ready?"

"Yes. I bought it fresh from a reliable dealer. I just wish we could've chosen a safer target."

"We've already been through this. Death Eaters don't target each other, so they are the only people safe to impersonate, just in case there are random raids. And we know Dobby wasn't right in the head, so was the elf most likely to go along with such a crazy scheme and not see the obvious holes - like if I'd been Narcissa's elf I could've crossed the ward line."

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