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Roku Naruto, Chapter 6"You know, you never did answer his question" said Shikamaru Nara, himself in a similarly reclined position, seemingly unfazed by the complete 180 Naruto's personality had taken.
Opening one of his eyes and fixing Shikamaru with a critical gaze, Naruto replied in something no one would have expected.
"Melon"
Now almost everyone who heard it was thinking if Naruto had somehow lost his grip on sanity. But it was what happened next that really messed with everyone's head.
"No. No melon" Shikamaru replied, returning the critical gaze.
Naruto's gaze shifted to the ceiling as he seemed to be contemplating something before looking back to the Nara.
"Desk then?"
"No" was Shikamaru's reply
"Fig?"
"No"
"Crumpets?"
"Are you nuts?"
"Good point"
As Naruto continued to suggest random objects to Shikamaru for no apparent reason, only to have them shot down for an even less apparent reason, most everyone in the classroom was wondering much the same thing.
'WTFH?!'
"How about tree?"
Shikamaru tapped his chin as he thought about it.
"What kind of tree?" he replied.
"Spruce"
"Yes then. You can have tree"
"Yay!" Naruto said in a semi-high-pitched tone, yet still retaining the same volume level while holding his right hand fingers in the victory sign. He then seemed to instantly revert to his lazy and indifferent state.
Silence rained as people tried to process what the hell just happened. That silence was broken as Naruto spoke up.
"What about shoe?"
"No. No shoe for you"
"Dammit"
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