"Found something," Willow announced from the fantasy section.
"What'd you find?" Xander asked.
"The wand from that tooth fairy outfit and the pouch on that wood elf."
Xander spun the glittering silver wand with the star on its tip, watching silver sparkles fill the air before he put it in his jacket pocket. "Probably good for breaking into places and turning teeth placed under pillows into silver coins."
"Sounds like a good guess," Willow agreed as Xander opened the pouch and immediately walked to the front of the store.
"Xander?" Willow asked.
"Pouch of holding, I need more room to empty it out," he explained.
"Oh," Willow said following along.
Xander pulled out a life sized teddy bear much bigger than himself, attracting Harmony's attention, a cloak big enough to double as a tent was next, a five foot ball of lint, which Xander quickly pushed behind the counter, and a magazine titled play elf.
Harmony unfolded the centerfold which showed a naked female elf in black and white that posed and blew a kiss at them.
"Well you can't claim to only read that for the articles," Willow said.
"Why?" Xander asked, wiping some drool off his chin.
"It's in Elvish."