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Alucard peered out of his hiding spot in the hole of darkness in the shadows. He had gotten bored and was busy creating his own favorite soap-opera. Having been trapped in a room in the Hellsing basement his only real entertainment was watching the going-ons in the rest of the building, not even getting a chance to manipulate them, it was horrible! So now he was still catching up on all he fun he could have had. In truth though before he would have just slaughtered them all for fun. With all his years of contemplation however he had ALMOST developed a SLIGHT pity for SOME of them.

Now he wasn’t “Evil” persay he simply had a higher standard of what was right and wrong, and he wasn’t crazy just too intelligent for most people to understand; so far nobody would believe him when he told them that though. He just couldn’t understand why the humans always confused the obvious with details; it’s ok to have fun BUT not hurt people while doing it for instance. Well he’d never try to understand all their reasons anyway, unpredictability was the only reason he tolerated most of them anyway.

He had been working on this for days and was determined to see the fruits of his labor, not that it was much work for him. Sure some would find it hard to say… break into Integral’s dreams for the third time in a row and give her a very nice recurring dream involving her, an examination table, Walter in a doctor’s getup, and a cheesy dialog but he could do it in his sleep; he had in fact. Some might even find it harder to, just for instance, give Walter a sudden worry that Integral was becoming sick and a urge to ask to take her temperature and comment that she needs more protein. Now all of this was just an example of course, one he was kicking himself for not thinking of before he showed Ranma to detect mental tampering. This would be funny enough though, not that he had done it of course if anyone asks.

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