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Gathering the required chakra, Naruto clasped his hands together and made a hand sign before bursting into a cloud of smoke. As the smoke cleared…

"Ah, excuse me," said a new, very sweet and shy-like feminine voice in the clearing smoke. When the smoke cleared, it revealed an extremely beautiful long haired blond young woman with large breasts completely soaked with water with the remaining smoke covering only parts of her breasts and genitals. The nude 'female' asked shyly and nervously, "I lost my clothes and I'm cold from the pouring rain. Would one of you men, please be so kind as to use your body to keep me warm?"

The result was instantaneous and extremely effective. Males of various ages and ranks were blown back and off their feet from nasal bloodloss, and the Hokage himself was no exception. True to his words, many of the ninjas were knocked out with blood coming out of their noses. Naruto dispelled the jutsu seeing that it accomplished its designed purpose.

"Oiroke No Jutsu," Naruto laughed, "I warned you that my new jutsu is dangerous! I can effortlessly kill all of you right now in the comatose state I put all of you in!"

The girls weren't amused at all by the stunt Naruto pulled just a moment ago. But they were even angrier at how Naruto proved his point as he pulled out his kunai and acted as though he was slitting the throats of all of the knocked out males as he hurriedly passed them by, though he only gave each of them a small cut on their neck. Though Hinata was impressed that Naruto was able to knock out all of the ninjas around him however, she too frowned at the method in which he did so. The girls were expecting the older kunoichis to lash out against Naruto for what he did, but were surprise that they didn't do anything to reprimand him.

"Aren't any of you kunoichis going to punish him," Ino screeched, "That perverted stunt he pulled-"

"Was very effective," one of the kunoichis interjected, "It even knocked out the Hokage."

"Never knew the old man of his stature was as big a pervert as all the other men in Konoha," remarked another kunoichi.

"Girlfriend where have you been," whispered another kunoichi, "There was a rumor years ago that he used to peak in the women's bath house with his pupil Jiraiya."

"How come none of you are angry at Naruto," Sakura asked indignantly, "He made us of girls look bad!"

"Exactly how ignorant and naïve are you really about the world of ninja," asked another kunoichi, "I don't know what Iruka is teaching you girls, but the real life of the ninja isn't fun and games. Cunning, planning and deception are among the many tools ninjas must have in their arsenals and sometimes we must use unfavorable methods to achieve and complete our sign missions. Sometimes, seduction and sexual incentives are among the tools that we ninjas have to use also at our advantage.

"Naruto clearly demonstrated his understanding of what I'm saying when he got the males and even the Hokage to drop their guards against him. I know he's the least favored boy in this village but today's event shows that he holds promises."

"I'm more disturbed by the fact that Naruto can play the role of a slut so convincingly that all the guys can fall for him," Sakura remarked.

"Would that happen to include Sasuke seeing that even he was caught off guard by Naruto's jutsu," the same kunoichi asked pointing to Sasuke. Sakura and the girls turned and saw what the kunoichi was talking about.

"Looks like Naruto knows more about what kind of girl appeals to Sasuke than any of you girls do," the kunoichi joked as the other kunoichis laughed at the younger girls' expense seeing that all of them continuously failed to get Sasuke to notice them. The girls, minus Hinata, didn't take too kindly to the implications of the kunoichi's words as they wondered what about themselves they were lacking in in terms of feminine appeal.

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