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"Interesting. They send one Jinchuriki to retrieve another," Deidara mused. "I can demonstrate my art to him as well."

"Deidara, art is eternal, not that imitation stuff you claim to be art. Art is eternal and everlasting."

"Except you both cancel each other out. Deidara makes Sasori's things explode, while Sasori reduces Deidara's explosions," Naruto replied to the two of them.

"Deidara is a mere wannabe who can't do any damage to my creations!"

"Sasori cannot stop the effects of my wonderful clay bombs!"

"Try me, you dumb blonde!"

"I will, you huge, ugly, mechanical, freak of nature!"

I can't believe it worked, was the thought running through both Naruto and Hinata's heads as they saw the argument heat up.

"At least I've never eaten toilet paper!"

"You can't eat anything! Besides, that wasn't my fault. Tobi thought it would be a good prank to replace my clay with toilet paper. Stupid, orange-masked idiot!"

"I agree with you there. He is an idiot. He once had the gall to ask me since I am such a master puppeteer and maker, why all of my puppets are ugly and dressed in rags."

"Oh, was that how he got poisoned two months ago? I'm surprised that Zetsu hasn't eaten him yet. We really need to get rid of that guy before we all leave just so we can get away from him."

"We shouldn't stop Kisame next time he gets asked why he is blue all over. Hey, are you trying to stall us?"

"We were hoping to get the two of you fighting each other," Naruto replied, "It would save your grandmother the trouble of having to ground you, Sasori."

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