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“Why won’t you take me seriously?” Riddle demanded, wand-arm twitching.

“Because you’re a bastion of teenage angst,” Harry explained patiently. “I already said that. On the other hand, a basilisk, now THAT’S serious. I might even go so far as to say it is frightening. Of course, if you’re not going to summon it and just want to have a nice chat, then I can work with that, too. It will involve a lot more sarcasm and questioning just how badass a person is if they right in a Diary.”

“I become the most feared wizard of all time!” Riddle retorted. “And I’m a bloody mass murderer!”

“I’ll give you the mass murderer thing,” Harry said. “But the whole effect is ruined by the fact that you keep a Diary. I mean, honestly, what’s with that? It’s like ‘Dear Diary, today I went and slaughtered an entire village of Muggles? Aren’t I diabolical? And no, I am in no way compensating for the fact that my father abandoned my mother before I was born. And no, said father was not a Muggle, where are these dreadful accusations coming from? They are distinctly not fabulous.’”

Oh God Not Again!, Chapter 24

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