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It was eerie watching as Lucius thrashed against his restraints without making a sound. And Ravenclaw did this to herself? Harry thought in amazement as a ribbon of silvery gas appeared at the end of the rib. The ribbon calmly floated across the gap and connected with the diadem. With a loud slurping sound the ribbon that was Lucius' soul was sucked into the diadem leaving a very small amount behind.

Once Harry removed the rib and poured a little Elixir of Life down Lucius' throat the hole in his guts sealed up nicely. He followed that with a charm of dubious legality, designed to purge the foreign magic from Lucius' body so none of Harry's spells could be detected.

Now for some misdirection. Harry thought and took out the piece of paper that had the phrase 'worthless sack of crap' translated into Gobbledegook. Using a large knife Harry carved the words into Lucius' chest. It wasn't a phrase that goblins ever used, but with the prevalent racism in the ministry that would probably be overlooked.

Once Harry was finished he stepped back and admired his work. Now the distasteful part. Harry sighed and conjured a steel pipe. Harry already lifted it over his head before he rethought his plan. Malfoy doesn't deserve this. Harry thought in disgust and dropped the pipe.

"Could four elves come here please?" Harry asked and conjured three more pipes as they arrived. "Excellent. I want you to beat this man to death with these pipes."

"Yes sir, Harry Potter sir!" They saluted and picked up the pipes.

That's what Malfoy deserves.

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