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Millennium, Chapter 5Asuka nodded. "Sure. As an escaped superweapon, our primary concern is keeping you out of terrorist hands. That may be difficult to do, what with you running right into their arms like this." Ignoring the cyborg's embarrassed flush, she continued. "We're a bit strapped for manpower because we're investigating some kind of undead threat right now, but I can spare one man and call him back when we need him for a major operation." She shrugged. "So I can give you a bodyguard. Whoever you want."
Usagi nodded happily. Not only had this trip turned out to be quite productive, but they were even getting help! "Can I meet your officers before I decide?" Naturally, she already had an officer in mind, but thought it would be best to at least meet the others before deciding.
"No problem," the police captain said, walking out from behind her desk and leading Usagi across the lobby. "They're in the tactical room right now having a meeti-"BAM! The women jumped in surprise as the door to the meeting room suddenly burst open, and Snake stepped out before spreading his arms magnificently.
"Hear ye, hear ye!" The American shouted, "It is the decision of this council that in the instance of case 512: Negi Springfield versus Harry Potter in Deadly Combat, Negi would totally kick Potter's ass!"
Usagi stared, a large sweatdrop rolling down her head. Asuka merely hung her head as the image of professionalism and sensibility she had maintained so far completely shattered.
"Is... THAT... what you're all doing in there?" Asuka said quietly, her shoulders shaking as she ruthlessly suppressed violent urges.
"Yes," Snake said simply, idly wondering who the blonde was but not caring enough to ask. "The council shall now reconvene to - once and for all! - determine the sexual orientation of the characters from Naruto!" Without another word, Snake turned back around, slamming the door behind him.
Usagi's sweatdrop grew bigger.
Asuka turned toward her. "If you want to flee now, I'll understand."
"Er... no, that's okay," Usagi reassured her. "Actually, I've been wondering about Sasuke and Naruto for a while now."
"That's... great," the bluette mumbled as she trudged back to her desk. "I'm so glad you find this helpful. I'm just going to go back to my little pit of sanity and cry, now."
"Have fun!" The cyborg said far too cheerfully for the captain's liking. Then she opened up the door to the tactical room and slipped inside.
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