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“How can he see anything with those tiny eyes? And he’s virtually hairless! I mean, you can see that pinkish skin, like a plucked chicken. And what are those ears for? They don’t even move!”

“They hold his face together,” Berry Punch said. “You take one off and the other falls out like a broken doorknob. Then you have to put the pieces of his head back together and affix the doorknobs back. I mean, the ears.”

“W-what?” Red Harvest said. “Um...”

“Pay her no mind,” Amethyst said. “Her filter doesn’t work.”

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/62374/2/xenophilia-side-stories-cultural-norms/steam-donkey

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