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Sirius grinned back. “Fine, if you chased after me, then I died a bloody hero protecting you, not inadvertently.”

“I’ll get started on your medal right away. Getting hit with a blood freezing curse directly in front of the Exit because you were taunting your cousin sounds like at least an Order of Moron, Second Class.”

“Second Class?” Sirius demanded. “What do I have to do to get a First Class?”

“Stay dead,” Harry smirked.

“Ouch,” Sirius chuckled. “Merlin it’s good to see you, Harry.”

A Black Comedy, Chapter 3

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