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"Watch yourself, Potter," Draco said threateningly. "We could hex you and your idiotic little play-toy here, and tell our High Inquisitor you started it. Who's she going to believe, I wonder? Two prefects and two reliable witnesses, or some attention-seeking prat who lies to the press, and the lunatic daughter of a nutty tabloid owner?"

"I could get a couple of good hexes off at you and your hag before you could say 'boo', ferret," responded Harry coolly.

Draco tried to put up a brave front. "Try it, and we'll make you and the freak here pay."

Luna, who was still sitting on Harry's lap where she landed, patted him with her wand-free hand, and said, "Please don't, Harry."

Grinning, Draco said, "I told you you should listen to your crazy girlfriend, Potter."

Luna looked at Draco appraisingly. "It must be difficult for you, Draco."

"What?"

"I mean, with your father being a Death Eater, You-Know-Who probably spends a lot of time at your home. He's probably a terrible houseguest, I would imagine, casting curses and leaving dirty laundry everywhere. I can see why you're angry all the time. Can't you, Harry?"

Harry grinned. Times like this were when he appreciated Luna the most, when she would leave others completely nonplussed with her statements. "Oh, I agree, Luna. Malfoy's daddy probably gave Voldemort" (he emphasised the name to the gasps and shudders of the four Slytherins) "his bedroom. Malfoy's probably upset that Voldemort" (more shudders) "is leaving his scales in Malfoy's bed, and cuddling his little plush snakes at night."

Draco was fuming. "Watch your mouth, Potter. One of these days, the Dark Lord will make you pay for what you say. You and this nutcase."

"Oooooo, Voldemort" (yet more shudders) "is coming after me. Big news flash, Malfoy. Of course he is, git, whatever I say to you. He has been since I was one year old. Of course, he'll come for me after he Crucios your Death Eater daddy to insanity for not letting him use the good towels, right?"

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