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Madara frowned as he felt an old, familiar wave of chakra hit him like a tidal wave. "I see." Before him the blonde's human form tore apart and formed itself into a massive, long-eared fox. Unfortunately, the last scion of the Uchiha did not see and he leapt at the fox, only to be plucked out of the air.

"Gotcha," the fox growled as he rolled the youngest Uchiha between his fingers and flicked him off towards the walls of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. It was then that Madara decided to make his appearance.

"Hello, Fox." The beast's massive head turned to him and a grin spread across its face.

"Madara." The fox started forward and quickly condensed into a tall blond haired man. "I've been looking for you."

"Really?" Madara asked calmly.

"Yep," the blonde replied. "You owe me and I'm going to take your debt out on your face."

"This is actually rather fortuitous," Madara commented. "With the snake dead and most of my forces being routed, I'll just have to use you to complete my revenge." With that said, he reached deep within himself for the Wood Technique that would turn the most powerful of the Tailed Beasts into his weapon once again. Well, he tried, until a fist connected dead center with his nose. "Gah!"

"You do know that I let you do that last time, right?" the blond asked.

"What?" Madara managed to sputter.

"Yeah. We were buddies, of course I helped you out," the Fox stated. "I wasn't happy with the whole peace thing, but at least you were deciding who was going to lead the village the right way, by fighting! Then you lost and then you turned into a massive bitch. I can't believe I backed you instead of the Senju. Sure, they ended up being a bunch of hippies, but at least they had balls." Madara scowled. He had forgotten how strong and fast the damned Fox was. He was going to have to fall back and regroup. "I know that look. You're about to bitch out again."

"We will have to continue another day." Madara focused and felt the world slip slightly away from him. At least, it did until an open palm connected with the side of his face and sent him sprawling and his mask flying. "What."

"Bitch slap," the Fox stated.

"But. . .but I was. . ."

"Interdimensional bitch slap," the Fox added. "You do remember that I created the Sharingan, right?" Madara stared at him. "Alrighty then, how do I kill you so that you don't become a martyr?" The blond tapped his chin thoughtfully with one finger. "Well, looks like I'm going to have to humiliate you to death."

Nothing but Trouble, Chapter 31