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Ahah! I got it!” Harry said. The young thief pulled the old tome from the shelf and checked if it had the correct title. Satisfied, he carefully placed it in the pocket of his robes and pulled out Padma’s trashy romance paperback pocketbook and transfigured it to look like the old tome. Though not quite perfect, he knew it would serve its purpose as a decoy and buy him time before the headmaster realized the book was stolen.

“You may want to look inside that drawer Harry.” Franz said. “I think the envelope in there contains some information that I am sure you will find interesting.”

“What is this supposed to be?” Harry stared at the collection of magazines that had scantily clad women on their glossy covers. “Penthouse?”

“Wrong drawer.” The sorting hat chuckled. “That’s Albus’ private porn magazine collection. Pull the drawer on the left.”

The Thief of Hogwarts, Chapter 15

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