“Well, to be fair, all the Tendo sisters were in that Loop,” offered Ranma, recalling what Nabiki had explained from that Loop. “You guys replaced Team 7. Nabiki replaced Sasuke, and now thanks to that meditation technique I taught her to recall past lives in the Loop and those abilities, she recalled her Sharingan. Hell, she might actually have some decent ninja skills now,” he surmised.
“So … was I Naruto?” asked Akane hopefully. Awesome power levels would be nice. She’d pull off a Kage Bunshin and study so much so fast, she’d leave everyone else in the dust!
“Nope, you were Sakura.”
“WHAT?”
“Well,” said Ranma, popping his ears after a near miss with early deafness, “if you do the meditation ritual, you might get some decent medical skills.”
“But… But… But she doesn’t do anything!” whined Akane.
“Wait!” she paused. “That would mean that Naruto was replaced by … Kasumi!” she finished in shock, trying to reconcile her elder sister’s demeanor with that of a Prime Naruto. “So if she did that ritual, she might get a Kyuubi no Yoko!”
“Nah!” waved off Ranma. “I mean, what are the odds of—”
“Release me at once, mortal scum!” came a yell from the hallway. “Bow before my might and beg for a quick death!”
“Oh, you’re just the cutest thing ever!” came Kasumi’s squeal as she walked by, cradling a mini-Kyuubi.
“I am not cute!” it bellowed. “I am a machine of death and destruction! Fear me and tremble before my might!”
“Oh, you’re just cranky. I bet you’re just hungry and would like some fried fish.”
“I will not—did you say fish?” it asked, as the duo headed back towards the kitchen, leaving Ranma and Akane to stare at where they had been.
“That’s impossible!” yelled Akane.
Ranma just shrugged and went back to communing with nature. Certainly wasn’t the weirdest thing he had seen. Figures, even a Demon Fox can’t defeat Kasumi.
The Ranma Omake Files: Innortal Style, Chapter 14