"Hey, Kakashi. I've never known YOU to be in a bar so late..."
"Anko, it's three in the afternoon."
"Really? I haven't been back to my apartment in days, so..." Anko began, then interrupted herself "Enough about my life. Why are you so glum?"
At that moment, Naruto ran by, completely naked, with an ANBU squad in pursuit. "You'll never stop me! FREEDOM!"
"That's the first member of my squad."
Then Sasuke rode by on a pogo-stick, counting the bounces "10,981, 10,982, 10,983..."
"That's the second member of my squad."
"So where's the third?"
Kakashi's eye went wide. He then pushed his seat back, and looked under the table.
"Aw... Sexy-Sensei... I was just about to start..."
"Barkeep! A round of the hard stuff for my friend here!"
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style, Chapter 11