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Jesse sized up the two gangly looking red heads and stood. The mischievous Weasley twins he presumed. He thought of the marker in his hand and grinned wider. When dealing with pranksters sometimes it was best to show them not to mess with you by showing how creative you could be. Like killing someone on your first day in prison to show that you weren’t to be messed with. It was the same basic principle just only a slightly different scale.

Jesse splayed his arms wide, “Gentlemen, welcome, welcome, come in, come in.”

“And who be you?” Twin number one asked.

“Whobe yoube?” Jesse fired back.

“I like him,” Twin two pronounced.

“Oh, yes, I like him too.” Twin one nodded his head.

Jesse held up his hands, “Please, please, all are welcome at the church of Harry Potter. Wouldn’t you like to be a Harry too?”

The twins shared a glance with each other before taking in the three faces before them with drawn on scars down one side of their faces. They spoke in unison. “BRILLIANT!”

“Me first!” Twin one said trying to get into the room first.

“No, I’m older, I go first.” Twin two argued.

Twin one shoved him aside, “Yes but I’m prettier, I go first.”

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