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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7888182/1/"You have sought out and successfully gotten rid of vampires. You are therefore a vampire hunter," the Scooby proclaimed, "So it's not a lie that a vampire hunter took dead boy out."
Willow whimpered again and her tiny bronze wings fluttered in agitation.
"Willow, it's better this way," Xander insisted, "Look, ignore the star crossed issue, what is a vampire?"
"A corpse that houses a minor blood demon from the second circle of the eighth hell sideways purple and five shades clockwise from the two hundred and twenty third star widdershins from Pluto," Willow answered automatically.
Xander gave his friend a look that expressed exactly how he felt concerning her knowledge of the location of the hell where vampire blood demons came from. A though struck him.
"Purple?" he asked.
"Purple," Willow said with a nod, "I'm not sure what that part means exactly. Giles only spluttered and started to clean his glasses."
"Purple, probably bad, okay," Xander said with a nod, "Makes sense."
"But I like purple!" Willow protested.
"If purple leads to the hell that Angel came from, then purple is evil," Xander said stubbornly.
"But Angel has a soul!" Willow protested.
"But souls do not come from this purple place, at least not as far as I'm aware. And Angel had a soul that was stuck in close quarters with a demon that did come from the purple place," Xander said firmly, "they were driving each other insane! The soul felt guilty and suicidal and the demon probably felt pissed off and suicidal. After all, sort of creature falls in love with another that is specifically designed to kill his species?"
Willow's eyes widened behind the shaded glass.
"How would you feel if you had a demon inside you?" the self proclaimed Zeppo went on, "How would you feel if, for more than one hundred years, that demon used your body, your face, to rape and murder and torture, and then you had to live with the idea that you did all that, how would you be?"
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