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"Because you were off chasing some skirt, Itachi nearly captured Naruto." The former matron of the Uchiha clan snarled.

"I was just…" he started and found himself pinned to the nearest tree.

"I don't care for your excuses. When we get back to Konoha you can bet that I will be filing charges of dereliction against you. This is a mission, not a Sunday stroll for you to try and get laid."

Mikoto turned to look at the pair. "Grab your gear, we're moving on."

Naruto and Sakura were silent as they went to where they stashed their gear.

"Mikoto, come on. I didn't think they'd be after Naruto yet." The Toad Sage tried to plead his case.

"You are here to help train them and find Tsunade. If you so much as go and peep for more smut for that stupid book you write I will personally make sure you think you're a five year old girl and have Sakura braid your hair before I personally remove your MANHOOD!"

Jiraiya swallowed.

"Now, grab your shit oh great and powerful Toad Sage and haul your pale ass." Mikoto snarled and walked after Naruto and Sakura. Jiraiya released a breath he'd been holding. "That is one scary woman." He mumbled.

"Jiraiya!" was yelled back at him.

"If she was a bit older or I a bit younger I'd be in love." He muttered and hurried after them wondering how he could work around her new restrictions.

Team Sharingan, Chapter 31

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