"WHAT?!" asked Asuka, loudly enough that Ranma and Rei could hear from where they were waiting.
"This does not bode well," said Rei, remarking on the half of the conversation they could hear.
"Uh huh," agreed Ranma.
"Or it could just be expected behavior from a tsundere," noted Rei.
"Well, maybe I guess," agreed Ranma.
"NO! I CAN'T POSSIBLY WEAR THAT!"
"Does she require assistance?" asked Rei.
"Good idea, Rei. Go do it," said Ranma. Not that having Rei holding onto his arm was painful or anything. Just he kept looking for someone with a mallet or other blunt object of opportunity.
"I see," said Rei, taking out a notebook and jotting something down.
Ranma tried to peek at it, but wasn't sure what half the terms were. He was betting they were on that one website, and that it would result in more problems than he really wanted to contemplate if he DID understand them.
"Very well," said Rei finally. "I shall attempt to pursue this girl-bonding moment. Do you suppose I should massage her mammaries? That seems to happen in some of the reference materials."
Ranma stared at the girl who'd just suggested that in a flat monotone. "Ah. No. I don't think that'd be a good idea."