The two of them sat there in a long silence until Takehito looked up again, giving his healthy looking arm a significant look, "Have you ever... died before?"
Naruto scratched his chin thoughtfully, "Once or twice, I think."
"You think?"
The blonde shrugged, "I can't really remember to be honest. It's a little fuzzy even for me. All I know is that I got hit by a bright light…. That was attached to a lot of metal…. When I woke up, I found myself in this crazy place filled with black fire and stunk like crazy while this big red dude with a lot of horns screamed at me for breaking so many rules. He kept screaming at me right up until I got bored, at which point I planted my foot up his ass and broke a couple of important looking things in the process. He was very polite after that, even offered to personally escort me out of there." The blonde man pouted childishly, "Just when I thought we were going to be friends, he told me never to come back before slamming this big ass door in my face." The blonde paused and scowled, "I still can't believe how rude he was."
"Only you Tou-san," The silver haired boy face palmed with a long suffering tone, "Only you can scare the Devil until he shat bricks and kicked you out of hell permanently."
"Language, Takehito." The tall man reprimanded him disapprovingly.
The boy rolled his eyes, "I'm sorry for being too shocked about my seemingly immortal father to mind my language." He deadpanned.