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Sirius was tempted to transform into his dog form but knew even if he managed it, he’d only have three legs and he’d be up against a pack of leopards. “Get me my arm back!”
Harry looked over and saw all of the leopards were now surrounding the arm, snapping their jaws, and swatting dangerously at each other. He glanced back at Sirius, “They really seem to like it.”
“Harry!”
“They could be starving, you know.”
“It’s my arm.”
“Fine,” Harry said lifting his wand struggling to decide on what spell to use. Finally he sent a couple spanking hexes at the leopards and that just seemed to piss them off as two of them began to charge again.
Harry glanced back at Sirius. “You really need an extra arm? One could be plenty.”
“Dammit Harry,” Sirius swore.
“Oh for Merlin’s sake,” Hermione grumbled. She swung her arm in a wide motion and lobbed a large conjured cantaloupe through the air. The mid-sized fruit landed right next to one of the leopards. Her second attempt collided with the back of a leopard that sent it whimpering off.
A Black Comedy, Chapter 20
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