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He gave a laugh, "Ponyville? Twilight Sparkle? Seriously, what the hell is it with these names? How do they expect anyone to take them serious like that?"
"Their world, their traditions. Just run along." she replied with a sigh.
"And you're not at all disturbed by this?"
"I could be, but my training has taught me to be reasonable and calm in every thinkable situation." she said with pride.
His eyes narrowed, "I remember you screaming profanities in my tower like a drunken wench in a pub."
She glared at him, "It was your fault! How did you even come up with flying and shitting asses? It took me weeks to get that smell out of my armor!"
A smile flashed across his lips, "Those were glorious, mind you. One of my finest creations! Do you know how much magic it takes to create shit without a stomach to process food?"
She made a face, "I don't even want to know."
He gave a sigh, "I miss Tobie..." she shuddered, "Did you really have to put a sword through his eye? He was so adorable!"
"He was a giant, stinking pile of meat..."
"With lots of cocks!" he cackled in glee, "I still remember the flapping sounds he would make whenever he would slump through the corridors..."
"It was disgusting."
"It was ingenious." he smiled at her.
She raised an eyebrow, "Sometimes, I don't even know if you're playing with me or if you're just plain mad."
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