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Crookshanks pounced and apparently caught his quarry. He walked back to the table, looking pleased with himself, and Harry saw he was chewing on an improbably large spider.

"Ugh. A spider, Crookshanks? Really?" Harry said.

Crookshanks meowed at him.

"Yes, I know they're high in protein, but there's no shortage of vertebrates around here."

Meow. Rrr-ree-ow.

"Humans are picky eaters?" Harry said indignantly. "Says the cat who turned up his nose at anchovies."

Sss-row-oo.

"Too salty? Honestly, they're fish—"

"Ahem," Hermione cleared her throat. "If you're quite finished?"

"You just had to get the sassy cat, didn't you, Mione?"

"Well, how could I not when my standard was you?"

Purrrrr, Crookshanks laughed at Harry's expense. He glared at his rival feline.

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