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Opening the door to the next test Jesse reeled back and clamped a hand over his mouth and the other over his nose. Shoving the door shut with his shoulder Jesse gagged at the smell of the captive troll next door. Shaking his head he reached for two different pouches, with his right hand he pulled out the canister of knock out gas Dad had made for him, with his left he pulled out the gas mask Dad had gotten him.

Opening the door just a bit he pulled the pin on the gas grenade and released the lever, then chucked it through the door, quickly shutting the door a second after he did so. He looked down at his watched and waited second after agonizing second until he heard a thud from the other side of the door. Putting on the gas mask and making sure he had an airtight seal Jesse opened the door and slowly put his head into the room.

“Eww.” Recoiling Jesse watched for a second as the troll on the floor snored around the canister crammed into its mouth.

“You tried to eat it?” Jesse asked under his breath as he crept past the slumbering troll. “What are you stupid? I mean, besides being a troll… or… even for a troll that’s dumb. Stupid is as stupid does, y’know. They didn’t have to work to hard to get you in here did they? Fluffy put up a fight, I can tell, but they waltzed you right on it here, didn’t they? What did you do follow a trail of candy into the castle?”

As if to answer that question the trolled farted.

“Oh dear god!” Hot footing it out of the room lest the aroma stick to him Jesse called back over his shoulder, “Later, Forrest.”

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