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"Boy you'll pay for that!" the fat man growled as he was helped to his feet by a young boy, who looked far too much like the fat man to be healthy and a woman who apparently had a giraffe somewhere in her ancestry. She was also severely constipated if the look on her face was anything to go by.

"Watch yer mouth Dursley ya great prune," Hagrid growled out, obviously not liking his threats toward Xander, before putting the door back in place and lighting a fire in the fireplace using his umbrella of all things!

Despite his harsh words Dursley didn't do anything more than glare at the two.

"Why do you have flamethrower hidden in your umbrella?" Xander asked curiously. "Not that it's not cool or anything but it can't have much fuel."

"Flamethrower?" The big man's face wrinkled in confusion behind his bushy black beard. "Nah, I've got the pieces of my wand in there, but I'd appreciate you not telling anyone."

"Magic wand?" Xander asked curiously, moving closer to the fireplace with the shotgun still tucked under his arm.

Fragments, Chapter 51

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