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Harry turned to Sirius. “Whatever happened to the nundu?”

Sirius smiled brightly. “All taken care of. And I broke into Hermione’s place and left her a present in her living room.”

“Oh?”

“No, not the Padfoot kind,” Sirius clarified. “She’s got a brand new coffee table with four of the sturdiest legs with giant paws you’ll ever see.”

“Nice.”

Sirius shrugged. “It should make for a good conversation piece.”

“And us?”

“Great big nundu skin rug in front of the fire place,” Sirius said with a lecherous grin. “And a mounted head that still has your blood on its teeth.”

Harry smiled just picturing it. “Man, we’re cool.”

“Hard to believe we didn’t completely win over Hermione yet,” Sirius agreed.

Harry shrugged. “Yeah, I’m not sure the Hermione of this world is prepared to live in ours.”

A Black Comedy, Chapter 20

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