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Now relocated, Naruto quickly crossed her fingers. In a poof, there was a new girl standing beside her, covered in nothing but smoke. Kakashi felt his top lip start itching and his fingers began giving off sporadic twitches. Seeing this, Naruto grinned.

The 'clone' wasn't actually Naruto at all, but Anko coming into the mix. While any local dropkick would be able to tell the difference in chakra signature, Anko knew for a fact Kakashi would overlook such a minor detail when presented with such an *ahem* show.

In any case, Anko's clone and Naruto quickly embraced and pressed themselves together, looking up at Kakashi with wide eyes and lips pursed.

"How's this Kakashi-sama? Is it ok? Pleeeease say yes!"

To add to the pleading voice, the two girls pulled the hug in closer, making bits squish out. Dropping his book, Kakashi blasted smoke from his nostrils as he over heated and threw two very eager thumbs up.

"BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT NARUTO-KUN! Easily the finest thing I have seen all year!"

Squealing and giggling, Naruto and Anko-clone rubbed themselves together a bit more before in a puff of smoke, the clone disappeared. Grinning up at her teacher, Naruto blinked rapidly.

"Thankyou so much Kakashi-senpai! I'm glad it's so much better!"

Throwing him a wave, the girl then merrily skipped out of the alleyway. Taking a moment to recover, Kakashi leaned up against the wall and took several deep breaths. A show like that would easily give a weaker man a heart attack. Finally composing himself, he looked around. Spying his book on the ground, he picked it up. Dusting it down, he found his page. Smiling to himself, he began to read.

'"Oh Kakashi-san, you're so muscular..."'

Pausing, Kakashi read the line again. Why was his name in there? Shrugging, he guessed it was just another of Jiraiya's amazing plot twists.

'"Oh Kakashi-san, you're so muscular. Come here right now and let me rub my hands over your body. I'm gona do things to you that you can only have dreamed of." Mito-Gai grinned.'

Kakashi's eye twitched. He read the line again. And then again. And then once more just to be sure. Rubbing his only visible eye, he sighed. He must be tired. Flipping the page, he started reading the first line.

'As they continued to stare into each other's eyes, Kakashi slowly began rubbing Gai's powerful back as the taller man traced Kakashi's well defined pecs.'

Kakashi's pupil began to shrink and his eye widened in horror as he read more lines. Kakashi and Gai this. Gai and Kakashi that. Kakashi doing WHAT TO GAI?

Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen, Chapter 16