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"Yes it's me; shock t'the system I'm sure but can I please get upstairs?" There was a plaintive tone in his voice, no longer disguised as he breathed in sharply, changed face letting an expression of severe discomfort flow over it as he tugged at part of the basic kimono Anko had allowed him to borrow for this exercise, "How do girls do this every day - these bindings are murder".

It was at that point that Muruda well and truly lost it; trumpeting with sudden laughter the retired ninja staggered back to his counter, half-collapsing against it as he waved Naruto through, unable to keep the sniggering contained as the boy dressed as a girl shot him a dirty scowl. There was a slam as the door to the upstairs compartment of the store closed behind him, leaving the storekeeper alone to his laughter as he thought about what had just happened and, as he realised who had walked past the disguised child without a second glance, promptly redoubled his mirth. Anko-san, if you're teaching Naruto skills that can get past Morino Ibiki, even when he's not really paying attention and got other things on his mind; the thought of what the scarred special jounin would do or say if he thought the Snake-Mistress's pupil had put something like that past him were enough to make him grin and shudder at the same time; all is forgiven.

The Mouse of Konoha, Chapter 6

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