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His Excellency Leo Black, Inter-Dimensional Ambassador-at-Large, hereby respectfully requests the honor of your presence at a reception held in his honor tonight at his Ministry's embassy. Gifts (bribes) are always appreciated, but are not strictly necessary. The embassy staff will provide a large, gut-splitting dinner for all attendees and enough butterbeer to drown a school of fish. If you desire stronger beverages, feel free to bring your own. Please R.S.V.P. if you are allergic to cyanide, goat blood, dandruff, or glue fumes. Please notify the embassy staff if you suffer from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Please bring five galleons if you feel there is a possibility you might puke your guts out. Please bring an additional fifteen galleons if you anticipate passing out and sleeping on the embassy's floor after the reception.

"Where are we going to find forty galleons on such short notice?" one of the Weasley twins wailed from the Gryffindor table where the twins, Ron, and Hermione were reading their own invitations.

Dumbledore was shaking his head and re-reading the invitation when Mad-Eye Moody walked into the Great Hall and approached Dumbledore at the staff table.

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