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"Mission objective was to gather any and all Icha Icha Paradise volumes found within the residence of Hatake Kakashi. After breaking into Hatake's home, we found a massive amount of mostly offensive traps set strategically and defensively. All volumes were found within a study on a single bookshelf that also held a multitude of jutsu scrolls and other miscellaneous things. Each volume was protected with an offensive seal. I used a simple storage seal to take the entire bookshelf, with the intention of copying all jutsu and to give ourselves as much time as needed after we were away from the scene to deal with the frightening amount of defensive measures the lonely and obviously depressed pervert took to keep his erotica safe." Hinata palmed her face as Naruto added in his own unique spin to his debriefing.

"I also left a ransom note stuck to the wall in case you wanted to do anything with this later or if you want to leave a few extra notes and make him run through some hoops," he said shrugging. "Either way, it wasn't signed and cannot link to us in any way. And since we'll either never give them back, or give them back later, we may as well make the pervert pay for them." Kurenai blinked owlishly as Anko burst into laughter and clapped Naruto on the back.

"Ha! We'll make a ninja out of you yet, kid!"

"What did the note say, exactly?" Kurenai asked.

"I didn't want a lot of words, so I wrote 'Your protections were not enough, Copycat. If you desire your collection back, eat at Moriki Barbecue on Sunday for lunch and you will receive your instructions'," Naruto shrugged. "I figured that, if you wanted anything done, we have five days to plan and one to execute while doing what we can to take on the role of his waiter or waitress." Wide-eyed, both Anko and Kurenai looked at each other and smiled. The kid just set up a perfect assignment for what they were supposed to be learning from them.

Reforging The Past, Chapter 3