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"Alucard, please stop flitting about naked. No one wants to see an eight-hundred year old man naked."
"But, Master, you just told me told me to..."
"I said nothing of the sort. ALUCARD PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON ....there are children in this house!"
Alucard just materialized his hat, letting the wide red article of clothing flash into his hands. Then he placed it on his head.
"You're right, Master, a man is never dressed without his hat. By the way, the water looks very inviting. May I join you?"
"Hell no! Now get your undead ass out of my bathroom."
Just then, Walter knocked on the bathroom door and entered the room.
"Sir, her majesty wants to ..." began Walter, until he spied a naked Alucard standing in front of an equally naked Integra trying to enjoy a bath. "Pardon my rudeness Alucard Sir, but I must respectfully say what the bloody fuck?"
"I was just about to take a bath," said Alucard most nonchalantly. "What? Even I bathe, Walter."
"Like hell you were." Integra protested, her hand taking on an incredibly threateningly red glow as a fireball form. "Both of you get out!"
"But..."
"No butts, especially yours, Alucard. Get out and put some clothes on. THAT'S AN ORDER!"
"Yes, master." chuckled Alucard.
Curious George, Chapter 37
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