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Harry’s eyebrows shot up. “Oh, well that’s definitely not good then. You’ll need to fix them with a particularly creative insult,” he said, clearly amused.

“Any suggestions, or will variations of the phrase ‘simpering idiot’ do?” Snape asked with a slightly malicious smirk.

“How about, ‘Mr. Kemmer, it is apparent that you do not know base ingredients from acidic ones. It is doubly clear that you do not know your head from your arse. Though it is obvious where the confusion comes in, please try to sort out the matter before entering my classroom again,’” Harry suggested with a tired chuckle.

Snape smirked with amusement. “Fitting,” he commented and wrote it word for word in the margin, causing Harry to laugh despite himself.

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