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"Anyway, we were discussing Naruto's big secret."

"Subtle," Naruto commented.

"Big secret?" Anko asked.

"I'm the Nine-Tailed Fox."

"I know. I was there when it was sealed."

"No, I am the Nine-Tailed Fox," Naruto corrected. "I escaped and got sealed in this body."

"And Naruto?"

"Dead. Sorry."

"Oh. Too bad. He seemed like a good kid."

"He was a great man."

"That's it?" Rumiko asked.

"Well, I only met the kid a few times," Anko replied with a shrug. "It's always a shame to loose a fellow Leaf ninja, but it does happen."

"And the fact that you're getting married to a demonic monster?" Rumiko pressed. A bright, perverted smile spread across Anko's face. "Never mind."

"Oh, and I've been married before," Naruto added. Anko's grin disappeared.

"What?" she screeched.

"Yeah."

"But. . .but. . .what if we have problems or something?"

"Don't be silly Anko. I wouldn't divorce you."

"But I can be a pain in the ass sometimes!" Anko added. "If you weren't willing to work through problems with her than there's no way it could work with us!"

"Actually, I was willing to work out any problems with them," Naruto stated. "I've never been divorced."

"Them?" Anko shrieked. "Wait, what do you mean you've never been divorced?"

"I'm a widower," Naruto stated. Anko stared at him for a minute.

"What happened?"

"I'm over a thousand years old," Naruto stated flatly. "They were human."

"So, one day I'll die and you'll just go on living?" Anko asked. The blond nodded. "Well then, I guess we'd better enjoy it while it lasts."

Nothing but Trouble, Chapter 27

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