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Better Left Unsaid, Chapter 12As the two jounin got close, Kurenai wrinkled her nose, "Why do I smell cigarettes?" She asked as Naruto had on his best possible poker face, ignoring the fact that he had just swallowed a goddamn lit cigarette.
Naruto stared at the scary jounin lady with wide eyes, "Because you've been hanging out with Asuma-sensei?" He said as if that were the exact reason why, and from the look on her face she was about to buy it, thus it was time to change the subject, "Nevermind that." He turned to his sensei, "Where the hell have you been all day? I've been looking all over the village for you." He started listing things on his fingers, "I asked Ino and Shikamaru, I ran my own errands and still kept looking for you, I had clones all over the place, I've been getting stalked all freaking day by someone I don't know and haven't seen just looking for you. What do you have to say for yourself?"
Kurenai looked at him strangely, "You were stalked?" She said unbelievably.
Naruto pointed directly at her, "Don't change the subject Kurenai-sensei, where have you two been?"
Asuma and Kurenai looked at each other before looking back at the rightly pissed off genin, "Um… don't worry about where I've been all day." He said to Naruto, hoping things didn't go much further than that as did Kurenai.
"No." Naruto said shaking his head, "No, no, no, no. Hell no. This makes no sense at all. It doesn't matter that I don't know where you live or what you do in your free time or anything. I have been out and looking all over the place for both of you and didn't find a single thing. What the fuck have you been doing all day that made you both so damn hard to find? It's like you were ducking every single form of life."
'I kind of was kid, shut up now…' Asuma said in his mind. A day with Kurenai like the one he had really didn't need to slip down to his cute little genin students. Because if Naruto knew then Ino would know, and if Ino knew then Inoichi would know, and if Inoichi knew then Anko would know, and then they were both screwed because then everyone would know. And nobody was supposed to know, "Well I'm here now, so don't worry about it anymore. What do you want?"
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