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Fear of being swatted set the changelings in a panic. Large eyes went larger and alarmed chirps and cries started a symphony of chaos as the battle for the kitchen began in earnest. They crashed into each other, falling into tangled heaps as blows rained down upon them. The chef changeling at the stove stood his ground, but he cringed as he watched and heard the sounds of a large spatula impacting upon chitin, slightly offended that the tool of his trade was being used in such a way. It must have been a metal spatula. Perhaps aluminum? Such a rare metal, aluminum!

Tong! Tong! Tong! Tong! Tong! Tong!

“It’s annoying! By the Queen, it’s annoying!” cried each of the assailed. They fended off the brutal spatula assault with the combined skills of panicking nerds. Their tone was pitch perfect and synchronized, save for the physical aspect. A landed fish would flop with more grace.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/324293/3/catherine-the-great/3-love-is-a-burning-thing

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