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Jiraiya,

Apparently the advisors wanted a figurehead instead of a real Hokage. Yeah, the idiots should have known better. But I’m not going to be their patsy while they ruin everything Konoha used to stand for, and I’m damned sure not going to put up with them going over my head to the Fire Lord to get rid of Naruto. So I’m going to be gone until they come to their senses.

Yeah, I know you don’t want to be Hokage. So make sure they don’t want you either. We’re at peace now, so you can blow off most of the work and spend your time building up that ‘super-pervert’ image of yours. Make all the public baths co-ed. Change the female ANBU uniform to a bikini. Turn the Hokage’s residence into strip club. The more outrageous you can get, the better. I want those idiots so desperate to have me back that they’ll do whatever it takes to get the Fire Lord to rescind Naruto’s exile.

If it doesn’t work, you’ll always be welcome to join us wherever we end up.

Tsunade

For Want of a Jinchuuriki, Chapter 1

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