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“Alright Hermione, and you, I would like to be in charge of my morning coffee.” Harry said with a straight face. “I do not want black, I like cream and I like sugar but in the proper amou-” That was as far as Harry got before Hermione had punched him in the shoulder so hard he whimpered.

“Egads, woman. Fine. See if I stick my wand up the nose of the next person to attack you.” Harry pouted playfully.

“Come on Harry! Give me some Dementor blood! Tell me what to focus on! Study! Study! Study!” Hermione whined.

Harry turned to Albus. “Does MENSA have cheerleaders encouraging people at meetings?”

Albus shook his head. “Not anymore. There was an incident and part of my plea bargain includes being unable to discuss this any further.”

Harry snickered. Hermione looked horrified, confused, and unable to tell if the Headmaster was being serious.

Where in the World is Harry Potter?, Chapter 14

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