“...So you can really clean up the Everfree?” Applejack asked, her eyes going wide, completely ignoring my mental trauma. “Are you actually gonna put a town there?”
“That remains to be seen. I’ll definitely have roads and train tracks built through it. That’ll cut travel time down by a ton to some places and it has to be done before I can think about building anything. Plus, there’s a whole bunch of spooky shit in there that needs to be thoroughly investigated and either destroyed or blocked off.”
“We don’t need another storm of Pinkies, that’s for sure,” Applejack said.
“Wait, storm of Pinkies?” Fleur asked. “Now I simply have to know!”
“Pinkie found a magic cloning pool,” I said. “A good chunk of the town got damaged. We had to call Celestia in to murder them all. I think that’s technically a state secret, though, so you didn’t hear it from me.”
“...So this is what a town made as a mad science project feels like,” Fleur said. “Ponyville seems quite interesting.”
“It’s not a place for the faint of heart,” I said. “People randomly burst through windows, sometimes things fall from the sky, spontaneous song magic hits about once a week, villains show up every now and then, and it’s usually one of the mares you see before you at the center of it.”