"Naruko tells us you sent her here Naruto-sensei," Ayaka started in clipped tones. "She said she is an underling of yours, and you told her she could help if she wanted?"
Naruto glanced at his clone, who was giving him the cutest, most pleading expression she could muster. Naruto would have been creeped out that his clone could do that to him, but the cuteness was too strong. He turned back to the class president and nodded. "Yeah; I hope you don't mind?"
"Not really. She is really good at bringing people in, men and women alike," the blonde girl told them, glancing at Naruko as she escorted a blushing young girl into the Haunted House. "I can understand why the men are coming in droves, but not why she seems to attract girls like moths to a flame."
"Naruko likes to tease people," Naruto began, all the 3-A girls in the area intently listening in. "Especially when it comes to showing off some skin." 'After all, it's not really her skin.'
Ayaka's face morphed into one of mild distaste. "So she likes showing off?"
"No, not really. She just likes to see peoples' reactions."
"What's your relationship with her?" Yuna asked.
"Yeah; she called you Boss," Fuuka pointed out.
"You could say she is someone I used to work with; she'll do me the occasional favour, but mainly she just does what she wants," Naruto quickly lied.
"Have you ever seen her naked," Sakurako asked.
"What does that matter?" Naruto reacted a little too quickly.
"You have!" Yuna accused. "Just how far have you gone?"
Of course he'd seen her naked; he designed the body after all. "How far with what?"
"Like, have you two done it yet?" Yuna continued.
"Done what?"
"You know, it! Sex!" Sakurako cut in with an angry pout.
Naruto recoiled in horror at the thought of doing something like that with any of his clones. Fighting back a wave of nausea, he answered, "No! I've never even thought about it before."
"Really, not once? I wonder if she has?"
"No," Naruto repeated. "And she hasn't either!" he snapped.
"How do you know?" Yuna asked.
"She likes girls!"
The girls and Negi blinked. "As in, like like?" Sakurako asked.
"Er, yeah," Naruto answered slowly. He'd just made the answer up on the spot, but it seemed to be working. Anything to end this sick line of questioning.