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Within the Angel, Shinji was panicking. There were all these thoughts and feeling and sensations...and they were FREAKING him out. The Angel had some weird fetishes, Shinji could tell you that.

"Well..." Shinji started at the strangely familiar voice, "What shall we do about this?"

"W-who are you?"

"You. In a sense. I have been given many names by mortals and others of my kind, but the name I'm most fond of is Lucifer."

Shinji's eyes widened as memories of the Christian Bible came to the forefront of his mind. "Y-your the D-de-devil?"

"BINGO! The boy got it! Tell him what he's won! An all expenses paid trip to HELL!"

"What!? B-but I-I d-don't want to g-go t-to H-hel-ll." Shinji had descended into sobbing at the end of his statement and was curled into a fetal possession.

"...kid it was a joke...your not going to Hell. Joke...ya know? He he, ha ha."

Still crying, Shinji screamed out, "WELL IT WASN'T VERY FUCKING FUNNY!!"

"Yeesh! I try to lighten the mood and you yell at me for it."

Tears still stinging his eyes, Shinji demanded, "Just what do you want?"

"...a life. You see I get very bored. Then I noticed my former co-workers at play and decided to have some fun of my own. Now, here we are."

"Sniff, your...your co-workers? Are you an Angel?"

"Technically speaking, Yes I am. I was...fired a while ago."

Shinji quirked an eyebrow, "Fired?"

"I dreamed the throne and was rewarded with exile. The moral of the story is: Pick your battles, 'cause if you don't, well, you'll get your ass kicked."

"So...are you here to kill me? Are you the Sphere or the Shadow?"

"SNORT, hardly. That's just Leriel, the Angel of the Night. She always was a horn dog. Both the Shadow and the Sphere are her."

"S-so are you going to t-try and cause Third Impact?"

"Nope. I'm here to help."

"Excuse me?"

Lucifer sighed. Why were humans so dense? "I'm going to help YOU stop the ANGELS and save the EARTH."

"I thought you hated Humans."

"Ive' managed to mellow out in my old age. Plus this is way more entertaining, in comparison to watching over Hell."
A Perverted Shadow, Chapter 2

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