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Naruto got a sneaky idea in his mind, to try and turn the tables on his sensei. “What were you giggling about when Rin said she’d get here?” he said suggestively. Kakashi’s eye turned to him.

“You’ll learn when you’re older. By about five seconds. Five. Four. Three.” Naruto had no idea what was going on.

“Two. One. Now.” Kakashi shoved the open form of Icha Icha Paradise into Naruto’s face. All the self-control he had built up snapped, and he blushed blood red at the picture displaying itself, which could never be described in a T, or even M rated piece of fiction. Thus, I will be as un-descriptive as possible. One male, two females, and very optional clothing. Very, very optional.

“That is a similar representation of what you’ll grow up to.” Kakashi said happily, taking the book back and turning the page. “Of course, after you starting dating Temari too.”

Naruto blanched. Dating Temari . . . . too? Meaning dating both Tenten and Temari?

Naruto felt his head hurt. Half of it was he had never seriously thought about dating them both before. They were very strong willed women, and doubted they would share under any circumstances. He reason silently. Now, the other reason for his headache was a good portion of his blood was elsewhere.

Kyuubi was supplying him with more blood via healing, while laughing his foxy ass off. It was too funny for the demon to contemplate. He had often wondered about the book Kakashi read, as well as who would tell Naruto about sex. He had never imagined it in such a blunt or hilarious fashion.

“Now this was worth being sealed for 14 years. Moments like these.” Kyuubi said, although Naruto took no notice.

Only Human, Chapter 14