Some day, this will be a "Last.fm/NetFlix/Amazon for web fiction" (both original and fanfiction) where you can search across many different hosting sites or rate what you've read and get recommendations. However, life keeps throwing more urgent projects my way, so I don't know when it'll be ready.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/10914042/18/"Speaking of navels, your mother sent this," he said, handing her the cloth bundle.
"How do you go from navels to mother?" she asked.
"Well, where do you think you got your navel from?" he asked, poking her belly button. "Umbilicus," he said smiling. "Besides, it's not as cumbersome as my next segue is."
"What's your next segue?" she asked, turning back to the desk to unwrap the bundle and find that it was a shirt and sundry items to last her until they got home tomorrow.
"Wouldn't you rather ask why I was wearing an owl on my head?"
She paused a moment to sigh and roll her eyes before looking back at the madman she called a father. "Why were you wearing an owl on your head?"
"Because the mirror in my room insulted me," he said with a mad grin. "It called it a bird's nest.
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