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Harry Potter looked down at the examination paper he was answering for his Defense Against the Dark Arts N.E.W.T.s. Taking the test had been something of an embarrassment for him. Like question number five: "Describe the ways in which Harrowing Hellballs may be used to disarm opponents." Or question twenty-seven: "Compare and contrast Harry Potter's defeat of Voldemort with Albus Dumbledore's defeat of the Dark Wizard Grindelwald. Which was funnier?" Or the bonus 'questions' at the bottom of the page: "Receive one hundred additional points for proving that you have defeated a dark wizard, a werewolf, or a drug-addled harpy carrying a pitchfork. Receive ten additional points for each dark object, particularly a horcrux, you have been responsible for destroying. Receive fifty additional points for successfully casting the Malleus Maleficarum judgment spell."

See? Embarrassing.

The transfiguration N.E.W.T. had been just as bad. "Receive ten additional points for each Death Eater you transfigured into a harmless magical creature." Or the History of Magic N.E.W.T.: "9. Explain how Harry Potter's use of house elves in his war against Voldemort will transform human-elf relations?" Or Divination: "Receive two hundred bonus points if you have fulfilled a prophecy concerning you." Or Charms: "17. Describe the use of a Compulsion Charm when it is combined with veela blood (commercially available as a Singing Siren). Bonus points for explaining how to get the charm to work in multiple languages, especially Parseltongue."

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