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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8324961/3/"Welcome to the Ministry of Magic. Please state your name and business."
"Gilderoy Lockhart. I have an appointment with Amelia Bones."
"Thank you, please take the badge and attach it to the front of your robes."
Clink, rattle, thunk. A silver badge fell out with the words: "Mr. Lockhart, Date with Ms. Bones."
I hit my forehead on the side of the booth. Seriously? As the booth descended, I wondered whether some godforsaken wizard had decided to make the Visitor's Entrance partially sentient, and in its boredom the machine had gone insane. That would explain its odd sense of humor.
The doors swung open. "Visitor to the Ministry, you are required to submit to a search and present your wand for registration."
I sighed. "Isn't it customary to not check out my wand until after the date?" I muttered under my breath as I exited the booth.
"Don't get cute Mr. Lockhart." Behind me, the doors banged closed and the booth rose with an impressive 'whoosh.'
That settled it. The Visitor's Entrance needed therapy.
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