"Now, contestant number one, what is this potion?" Harry asked, holding up a vial he had stolen from Snape's shelves.
"Given it's density and texture, I have to say it's an invisibility potion," Hermione said confidently.
"That's correct! Two potatoes to Hermione Granger! Now, contestant number two, name this potion," Harry said, holding up another potion.
"Pepper up potion?" Malfoy guessed.
"And what made you draw that conclusion?" Harry asked.
"There's smoke at the top," Malfoy said, sounding more sure of himself.
"You are correct! Five and a half forks to Draco Malfoy! Now contestant number three, what is this?" Harry asked, holding up one of Hermione's bottles of nail polish.
"I thought this was about potions," Snape protested, not having a clue as to what it was.
"Do you have an answer?" Harry asked.
"That is not a potions vial," Snape protested.
"Correct! A big rock to Severus Snape! When we get back from the break we'll have our bonus round!" Harry said.
"Break?" Malfoy asked.
Ron rushed up and started to fix the four's hair and robes, before pretending to put make up on them.
"Welcome back to 'What's That Potion!'" Harry said when Ron sat back down, "And now onto our bonus round! For a bonus seven paperclips, what is this?"
"Bzz!" Hermione shouted once Harry held up the object, making Malfoy jump.
"What is it, contestant number one?" Harry asked.
"Chapstick!" Hermione squealed.
"Congratulations, you won!" Harry shouted causing Hermione to start jumping up and down, "Tune in next time to 'What's That Potion!'"
"That's a wrap!" Ron shouted.
Harry and the still bouncing Hermione sat down next to Ron.
"You three, what was that?" Snape snarled.
"That was very entertaining, Severus, you should do that more often," Lockhart said.
"You, shut up, and you three, tell me what that was," Snape demanded.
"A giant sock?" Harry suggested.
"A giant sandwich?" Ron suggested.
"Nail polish, it's scented," Hermione said.
"Never mind," Snape said when he saw the time, "you'll be brewing the potion that's on the parchment on your desk, and then you'll have to name it, get started.