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"I'll take that as a no," Sirius sighed as he pulled Harry the rest of the way out of the chair; waking the sleeping colt in the process. "Let's go see what the others are up to for now and we'll discuss it later. For the record though, a girlfriend is not the same thing as a friend who is a girl. A girlfriend is a special girl that you treat a little differently than all of the other girls you know; she's the girl that you cuddle with in front of the fireplace on cold nights, the girl you hold hands with when you walk through Hogsmeade, and the girl you play kissy face with every chance you get."

"It is never a good idea to have more than one girlfriend at a time while you can have lots of friends who are girls; so long as you don't cuddle with any of them while you have a girlfriend. Hugs are fine but kisses and cuddling are a big no-no with girls that are not your girlfriend; unless they are family since harmless cuddling with family is always okay. Girlfriends tend to get quite angry when they catch you cuddling with other girls."

"How do you know if one of the girls you are friends with is a girlfriend?"

"You have to ask the girl in question," Sirius advised sagely. "They are usually the ones who know if they want to be your friend or if they'd like to be your girlfriend."

"Oh. How come only girls know that kind of thing?"

"I don't know; I never figured that out myself."

"Then how do you know they know?"

"Experience; I watched Prongs get hexed by more girls… well more like one girl because he only ever chased after Lily the entire time we were at Hogwarts though the other girls sometimes hexed him because he wouldn't give them a second look. It took him six years to figure out that he was going about it the wrong way."

"Girls sound scary."

"Too right you are… but enough about girls, we'll save that talk for later when I can have Remus help me explain everything," Sirius stated as they headed in the direction of the exit.

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