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After a fun-filled day in the Grand Canyon, they decided to split the trip to Texas and stopped in Albuquerque for the night. The next day they spent over 10 hours driving. They stopped in Roswell simply for the sake of irony. Everyone but Teal'c and Turner was having a hard time keeping a straight face over lunch. Every time they met each others' eyes, a new round of snickering started. Though the Colonel and the Major did a better job of disguising it than the others.

“You're friends ok?” the waitress asked Murray.

“I am unsure. They have been this way since O'Neill suggested that we stop here for lunch. If there is a joke, I have not been told the punchline.” Murray answered. “Though it seems to increase every time a child walks by with one of those green toys.”

“You mean the aliens?” she wondered.

“Aliens?” Murray quirked an eyebrow.

“Sure. Aliens crash landed here bout 50 years back. People coming, hoping to see them, is what keeps this place on the map.” Then she walked away.

“Why was I not told of this Colonel O'Neill?” the Jaffa said seriously.

Jack sighed. “It's just a story Murray. No aliens crashed here.”

“I see. And this is the source of your amusement?” Murray wondered.

“Yes. No offense, but being here in Roswell with you... well you can almost taste the irony.” Daniel explained.

“I believe that was called Blueberry Pie.” Teal'c deadpanned.

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