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“Now I remember where I heard of the Circle from,” Wisp said.  “You helped a few changelings flee Equestria after the failed invasion.”

“What?” Twilight asked incredulously as she shot an accusatory glare at Blitz.  “The Circle helped fugitives escape from justice?”

“Of course not!” Blitz interjected angrily.  “Not all changelings were part of the invasion.    Many were just living normal lives and would've continued to do so.  They just wanted to get out until the anti-changeling hysteria cooled down a bit.  And before you even think about disparaging them, I will not tolerate it.  I don't care if you're Dashie's friend or not.”

Twilight opened her mouth to say something, but wisely shut it.

“You seem oddly invested in their well being,” I commented off-hand.

“My wife's a changeling.”

Ladies and gentlemen, it is official.  A unicorn going completely bugfuck is the funniest thing in the universe.

“What!?” Twilight exclaimed.  I wanted to add my own question to hers, but I was too busy stifling my laughter.  I wasn't the only one, either.  Wisp and Wasp looked ready to join me.  

For his part, though, Blitz just put on a smug grin.  “That's right, my little Dashie, your friend, is technically half changeling.”

Twilight stared at him with wide-eyed fascination.  “How is that possible?”

“Don't ask me, my wife's the brains of the family,”

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