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"Time for bed dear," Helen gently pulled her husband up from the couch. "Do I have to?" Jake whined. "They're just about to reveal Darth Vader's true identity!"

"Dear, it's Anakin. It was Anakin last time and it's Anakin this time."

"It could be someone else!" Jake defended.

"Honey, it's always Anakin. I don't know why you get so caught up in it."

"It just seems a shame to break up such a promising couple with a transparent lie about Vader being their father and them being twins. I mean, they look nothing alike!"

Helen shook her head, trying not to grin as she tugged her husband off the couch. "If they were identical twins, Leia would be a boy."

"But shouldn't they at least look a little alike? And what kind of story is it when the hero doesn't get the girl?"

"Han Solo was a hero."

"Han Solo shot Greedo before he had a chance to draw! That's not very heroic!"

Helen shook her head and tried a different tact. "It's Friday night and I still have that Leia costume…"

"It just feels wrong dressing as Luke now."

"Even if I wear the chains?" Helen smirked.

"Redneck Jedi to the rescue!"
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