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A wide smile adorned Vernon's face as he stepped up to the podium to give his speech in honor of the retiring Partner. It had taken years of hard work and dedication until finally one of the fossils retired, opening the way for a bit of new blood.

"What can I say about . . ." Vernon froze as he felt a warm lump form in his pants that hadn't been there just a short time before. Soon after, everyone's nose informed them of Vernon's little accident. "It wasn't me," Vernon shouted, "someone put shit in my pants. It was one of the freaks," Vernon screamed as security grabbed his arms, "you have to believe me, the freaks did it."

"Gonna have to buy that Pensieve," Sirius noted to himself as he watched the drama, "be a shame not to share this with Harry."

Needless to say, Vernon didn't make partner that year.

Sirius Sets Things Right, Chapter 1

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