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NGE: Nobody Dies, Chapter 76"Right. Good idea. Let's call up Gendo and-"
Two plumes of sand in the distance, as Misato narrows her eyes, taking out her binoculars and looking. She sees Hikari and Touji, running full speed towards them, and then looks past them.
"What the f-"
In pursuit, the 4 meter tall crab, waving its light whips, is in hot pursuit, clapping its claws as it chases the two teenagers.
"Well, that's something you don't see every day," she says, "Yui?"
Reaching into the bag at her feet, she pulls out a megaphone, clicking it on before turning it to the distance. She has plans for such things, she assured Misato. Plans that involved gigantic arachnids and monsters.
"It's a Giant Enemy Crab!" she bellows.
Two blue blurs explode out of the sand dunes, crossing the distance and slamming into the Shamselim. Rei and Zyuu, both of them identical save for their swimsuits being blue and black, respectively, roll their heads with audible cracks before producing a pair of large knives with more than a cosmetic resemblance to Evangelion melee weaponry.
And with a shout of "CRAB BATTLE!" they descend upon the sadly confused Shamselim.
...
"I just saw that, right? I just saw Zyuu geld a twelve foot tall crab and break it in?"
Yui nods, still staring at the scene of carnage as she and Misato watch, taking the offered beer from Katsuragi and downing it in one gulp, as the massive arachnid hobbles over. Sitting on its head, Zyuu waves.
"We named it Mr. Snips!" she squeals, "Can we keep him?"
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