"I stuck Yui and Yuki on guard duty."
"You do know they've been fighting like cats and dogs, right?" Rumiko asked. Naruto grinned. "Of course you know that. That's why you did it."
"Why are they fighting so much?" Kisame asked.
"They got drunk and shacked up," Naruto answered.
"Oh." Naruto let that sink in for a minute. "Hey, wait a minute!"
"Yeah, they're twins," the blond stated.
"They didn't shack up," Rumiko interrupted.
"What? You told me. . ."
"They got drunk and I stripped them and stuck them in a bed," Rumiko corrected.
"Why in God's name would you do that?" Kisame demanded. "I mean, what on Earth could lead you to betray the trust of your old genin teammates?"
"I was bored," Rumiko answered simply as she sipped her beer.
"God I wish your were strait," Naruto stated wistfully.