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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8539844/5/The intruder stood and offered his hand. "My name Senator Robert Kinsey. And I'd-"
Two of Xander's fingers came up and then back down to sit the Senator Forcibly back down. "I was not talking to you." Xander said purposely imitating Vader's speech patterns as much as possible. O'Neill, with his back to the Senator, mimed the pinching motion of a Force choke. Xander was a bit surprised, O'Neill wanted him to Force choke the Senator?
"Now see here." Kinsey rose again. "I'm a very powerful man. And my friendship can make things easier for you, but trying to push me around will make things very, very difficult for you."
"Powerful?" Xander finally looked at him then cocked his head to the side. "You're powers are weak, old man." Xander quoted. He was rewarded by everyone on SG-1 trying to hide a smile, or in Jackson's case, and outright laugh.
Kinsey waved the comment away. "I've heard accusations that you got your ship through dark magics. What do you say to that?"
"So?" was what Xander said.
"So? So? We can't go trusting our men and women to something created by a bunch of devil worshiping hippies." Kinsey insisted.
"God."
"What?"
"My friends found the man responsible for the spell. The entity he was worshiping was a god. The roman god, Janus." Xander explained pretty much everything which had been explained to him about the spell.
"Pagans." Kinsey spat. "Just as bad."
"Your lack of tolerance disturbs me." Xander used a slightly modified quote.
Just then, Jon and Warren arrived, fully armed and armored, helmets on.
"Gentlemen. We have a stowaway. This man claims to be Senator Palpatine. Take him to the nearest detention block. Give him the nicest quarters there. If he tries to resist, set for stun and then carry him to the worst cell you can find." Xander ordered.
"My name... is Senator Kinsey. I'm a United States Senator and you can't do this to me!" he argued as Jon and Warren each took an arm and placed binders on his hands.
"This ship is sovereign territory. My territory. Where my word is law. And you came onto my ship uninvited. Therefore, by definition, you are a stowaway and possibly a spy. Can you say 'Gitmo'? In fact, have one of the droids make up a sign that reads 'Home sweet Gitmo'." Xander said. "Take him away."
The troopers took the mildly struggling Senator away.
"I've waited years to see that happen to that man." Jack said. "You couldn't by any chance teach me that Force choke thing. I've wanted to do that to him ever since I met him."
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