Happosai actually managed to get home before Ranma did. That didn't mean he was out of danger.
"Tadaima, I'm home. Old Perv, I know you are here, come your sweet Ranma-chan is here and waiting for you."
No matter with how much sugar Ranma-chan sang this. Happosai felt an actual feeling of doom and dread. "I'm dead?" he asked Kasumi.
"Oh my, what did you do?"
"I groped a tall girl with orange hair." Happosai blinked, did Betty just fold her hand and start praying?
"I'll prepare a bed in the office. If you grovel enough she might let you live." Kasumi said exchanging her apron for a lab coat. "Would you like implants for new teeth?"
Happosai was starting to feel creeped out, it couldn't be that bad. "Why? I just did what I always do."
Kasumi looked at the old man with clear pity in her eyes, meanwhile Tofu was scrambling around hiding anything breakable. "She is Ranma's best friend, Neko-Ranma's favourite and sort like a daughter to Ranma.
Tofu stopped for a moment. "If you die, want a coffin or an urn?"
Happosai felt Ranma-chan in the door, the killing intent was ... frightening. He bolted out of the, closed, window.