"So the Church of Satan is as far from a church as it's possible to be," Kick Ass said.
"Now you're getting it," Merlin agreed. "Anyway, they have seven tenants based on solid moral principles and I think you'd like the second one."
"I'll bite, what's the second one?" Hit Girl asked.
"The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions," Merlin quoted.
"Fits us to a tee," Hit Girl said. "So you're a Satanist?"
"They don't believe in supernatural power and I am a supernatural power," Merlin said with a grin.
"So they're wrong?" Kick Ass said.
"And still more moral than most churches," Merlin agreed.
"My head hurts," Kick Ass complained.