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Ginny had a half-smile. “Makes you wonder if you’ll ever meet the right guy?”

Tonks grumbled into her scotch. “Maybe I have met the right guy. He’s just too dense to realize it.”

Ginny’s eyes narrowed dangerously, while Luna sat back serenely. Ginny faked a smile. “Oh really, Tonks? You think you found the one? Has Harry met this mystery man yet?”

Tonks frowned and looked over at Ginny. “How are you so sure Harry’s not the one for me?”

Ginny scoffed. “Oh honestly, Tonks. I’m a Weasley. We’re practically his family. You and I both know that Harry and I getting together in the end is inevitable. He’s just got to work his way through this wild streak.”

“Right,” Tonks forced a smile. “Goodness knows all the times we’ve slept together he’s always talking about how much he wishes I had no breasts. And how he wants to raise a whole farm full of pale freckled freakish looking ginger kids.”

“Really?” Ginny snarled. “That’s funny. Every time he’s on his knees between my legs, he’s always so glad that I actually have my own constant face, and that I don’t have to use magic to hide my cottage cheese thighs.”

Tonks was about to snap back irritably, when Luna threw out. “That’s odd. With me he’s always just telling me that he loves me and asking my opinion on love and the future.” Luna was calmly sipping her whiskey. “Maybe I should try and get him to not be so open. I’m missing out on some hollow gossip.”

You Did What!, Chapter 18

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