"And just who are you anyway? I'm grateful that you've brought me to Shirou, but just what is your relationship with him?"
Uzume shifted uncomfortably. "We're his friends…" she said, while trying to convince herself that this was for the best. He was finally with Rin and Saber again. She couldn't ask him to give that up. She would just thank him for everything he's done for her, wish him goodbye and…
and…
Ah, screw it.
"…and we want in!" Uzume declared.
"Huh?" Rin said in confusion.
"What?" Shirou said in shock.
"UZUME!" Chiho said in embarrassment.
Undeterred, the cloth Sekirei plowed forward. "Yeah, we ended up getting kinda attached to the guy, so it looks like we're going to have to join his harem with you."
Rin finally caught on to what she was taking about and turned red. "W-What? You can't… I… He's a part of my harem, damn it!"
"Really?" Uzume said with an arched eyebrow. She leaned closer to the shorter girl, looking her over before giving her an absolutely wicked grin. "Well, we can work with that too!"