Ranma-chan opened the locker door, and stared down at him. "Mighty stupid of you to think you could hide in here."
Gosunkugi stared up at Ranma, his ringed eyes widening with terror as Ranma took a deep breath.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THERE'S A PERVERT IN THE LOCKER ROOM!" She screamed at the top of her lungs while pointing at Gosunkugi.
Instantly, every girl in the room was armed with a weapon of some manner, as Ranma swiftly took the sunglasses from Gosunkugi and allowed the girls to set upon him like a swarm of underwear wearing Africanized bees. Making her way to the back of the melee, Ranma stopped and looked back before letting out a chuckle.
"Today is turning out better than I expected." She said before a bucked of hot water splashed her into him. "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck."
He turned to find that red-clad Ninja tossing a bucket aside and leaning against the wall, a smug smile on her face as she folded her arms. "Fuck!"
"There's another pervert!" That Ninja called out, prompting the girls not beating the crap out of Gosunkugi to turn their attention to Ranma.
Then, the strangest thing happened. One of the girls said. "Huh? Oh that's just Ranma, he's cool."
That Ninja fell over onto her face, and then got up. "What."
"Yeah, we're totally fine with him being in here." Another girl said suggestively. This…was as much news to Ranma as it was to the Ninja and the somehow still conscious Gosunkugi.
"I hate your life, Ranma Saotome…" Gosunkugi moaned before a girl stomped him in the mouth.
"Huh…well, I'll just be on my way." Ranma said as he walked out.
"Come back anytime, Ranma~!" The girls called after him as he walked out of the locker room. His ego swollen to new heights, Ranma wore a big old smirk when he reached Nabiki, Akane, and Shampoo.